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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:30 am

I wonder how much a bag of tobacco would have cost him? I don't imagine rolling your own taste worse than a fucking Pall Mall. -jesus

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:33 am

I used to get 60 out of a 50gram pouch. Some were on the thin side though. :lol:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:39 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:30 am
I wonder how much a bag of tobacco would have cost him? I don't imagine rolling your own taste worse than a fucking Pall Mall. -jesus
I've rolled a lot of crappy cigarettes during my decades as a cigarette 'addict'. I NEVER brought a gun to a cigarette price dispute (to my recollection)

I remember about 15 years after I had quit, a friend asked me to grab him a pack. When the lady at the counter told me the ludicrously high price, I laughed out loud. She jumped back as if I was angry. I didn't give a shit, but you could tell she was used to getting shit on for the high price.

I smoke different now, but I ensure that the person selling to me is happy with our prices/arrangement. Wouldn't want to have to go back to 'government smokes'. Daily Bail was fucking awful.
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:41 am

18 years now since I cast off the tobacco thrall...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:46 am

JimC wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:41 am
18 years now since I cast off the tobacco thrall...
Congrats, JimC! Great news.

I quit it on June 25, 2000, so a bit over that long for me.

Of course, I kept smoking, just got out of the tobacco thrall, as you describe it. Started in about 1980, so I put in my time.
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:59 pm

I would prefer to worship trees in Africa rather than pick cotton in the South.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:09 pm

Yabbut then you wouldn't know Jebus.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:40 pm

Jebus is OK with trees.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:11 pm

Unless you make a cross out of them.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:06 pm

Well, you still need instructions. He bought his kit at Ikea
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:40 pm

That's the best comic I've ever seen.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:26 pm

Tero wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:06 pm
Well, you still need instructions. He bought his kit at Ikea
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fucking awesome :)
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:48 pm

A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly pelting his mother with sausages. Why did he allegedly do it? Because she accidentally bumped into him while making his dinner https://www.wrmf.com/meanwhile-in-florida/
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:51 pm

He he he he. He attacked his mum with his sausage. He he he he
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:56 pm

“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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