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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:42 pm

Sure. He can't turn him into anything but a Mexican Rapist.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Jason » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm

Animavore wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:36 pm
So... Beto for President?
Just needs a catchy slogan.

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Animavore » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:00 pm

Jason wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm
Animavore wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:36 pm
So... Beto for President?
Just needs a catchy slogan.
Make America Great Again.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Forty Two » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:02 pm

Jason wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm
Animavore wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:36 pm
So... Beto for President?
Just needs a catchy slogan.
"I Got A Thrill Up My Leg (for Beto)" - lyrics by Chris Matthews.

"It Seems Like Iowa in 2007" - Cover Tune by "The Circle Jerking Media"

Elizabeth Warren just needs to lend him her "open toed mules," and it'll be a media party!
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Forty Two » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:04 pm

Animavore wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:00 pm
Jason wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:42 pm
Animavore wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:36 pm
So... Beto for President?
Just needs a catchy slogan.
Make America Great Again.
Make Western America New Spain Again.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:04 pm

"Repairing America Again"
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Jason » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:05 pm

"What you gonna do when Betomania runs wild on you, brother?"

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Animavore » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:11 pm

"Kill All White People."
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Forty Two » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:11 pm

What's your qualifications for President, Beto?

Well, I was a city councilman in the bustling metropolis of El Paso, and I was elected to the House of Representatives.

I'm the perfect Democrat candidate, because I never held a real job in my life, I just bounced around from "live in nanny" to "proofreader" to "making websites for people." I did ride a skateboard through the Whattaburger parking lot, though, and I was in a second rate "punk" band when I was a kid.

Betomania, man, runnin' wild!
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:12 pm

Yes! That's the one Jason. :lol:

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Tero » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:26 pm

Forty Two wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:11 pm
What's your qualifications for President, Beto?

Well, I was a city councilman in the bustling metropolis of El Paso, and I was elected to the House of Representatives.

I'm the perfect Democrat candidate, because I never held a real job in my life, I just bounced around from "live in nanny" to "proofreader" to "making websites for people." I did ride a skateboard through the Whattaburger parking lot, though, and I was in a second rate "punk" band when I was a kid.

Betomania, man, runnin' wild!
It's the Swamp thing. Eveyryone in DC is toxic. Just being a congressman does not do that. Senator 6 years: all part of swamp now.
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Our case for survival before it's too late

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by laklak » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:38 pm

We need to scrap the government entirely and all be Sovereign Citizens. No more currency, we'll trade ammo and toilet paper. What my stuff? Come at me, Bro!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Forty Two » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:46 pm

Beto can run the free world. He was arrested for burglary and driving while intoxicated, so Democrats love him - he can really identify with the Democrats' core voting base.

Oh, and let's not forget his misogyny -- a decades-old review of a Broadway play that he wrote as a student at Columbia University in which he critiqued the performance of actresses “whose only qualifications seem to be their phenomenally large breasts and tight buttocks.” That patriarchal sexist son-of-a-bytch!

Well, that's o.k., he has since apologized, and said he as no excuse. He also regurgitated the latest Progressive talking point - “There is no excuse for making disrespectful and demeaning comments about women.” So, all is forgiven.

But, that's okay - he's the "JFK of Texas" -- https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/p ... 350638.php
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:48 pm

The Democrats would be idiots to put Beto up against Trump. Texas isn't allowed to give us a President for at least another 100 years, at least.
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Re: US Election 2020

Post by Forty Two » Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:48 pm

laklak wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 3:38 pm
We need to scrap the government entirely and all be Sovereign Citizens. No more currency, we'll trade ammo and toilet paper. What my stuff? Come at me, Bro!
If you are free, take your computer outside, crack open a good beer or five, and type "sovereign citizens" into Youtube. Press play, and enjoy!
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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