The End Times: Signs and Portents

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The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:31 pm

Just seen this on Graham "Father Ted" Linehan's Twitter.

Female members of the Trans group the Degenderettes are cutting themselves and giving the blood to male members of the group so they can pretend to have periods.

https://twitter.com/isacsohn/status/105 ... 78689?s=19

Where is he going to keep the foetus, in a box?!

Surely a sign of the End Times.....
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Jason » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:34 pm

The Aborigines of Australia were known (do they still?) to make a deep incision in the penises of young males to simulate a vaginal opening and spurred the flow of blood in a facsimile of menstruation. It was (is?) called the "Penis-Womb."

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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:37 pm

Śiva wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:34 pm
The Aborigines of Australia were known (do they still?) to make a deep incision in the penises of young males to simulate a vaginal opening and spurred the flow of blood in a facsimile of menstruation. It was (is?) called the "Penis-Womb."
Each to their own, at least that's the chap cutting himself rather than expecting a woman to cut herself for his "benefit".
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Post by laklak » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:39 pm

Why not just give the men used sanitary products to carry about? They could wear them as hats, in solidarity.
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:41 pm

laklak wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:39 pm
Why not just give the men used sanitary products to carry about? They could wear them as hats, in solidarity.
I'm sure that is a thing.

Everything is a thing now.
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Jason » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:42 pm

Not a bad idea. Braid the strings of used tampons together into a wreath for subjugated males to wear so they may better understand the female perspective.

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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:43 pm

Śiva wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:42 pm
Not a bad idea. Braid the strings of used tampons together into a wreath for subjugated males to wear so they may better understand the female perspective.
Dangle them from one of those Aussie hats instead of corks.
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Post by laklak » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:46 pm

Not sure that wouldn't draw the flies. Of course, one could see the flies as a metaphor for all the horrid men women have to deal with every single day of their lives because of the hegemonic nature of the Patriarchy.
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Jason » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:54 pm

How about a group women menstruate in a cap and place it on the heads of the irredeemable patriarchal cisgendered white males of their locality and march them through the streets shaved, shorn, and naked, bloody fluid dripping on their shoulders and running down their flabby bodies?

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Post by laklak » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:02 pm

Oooo er missus.
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:20 pm

Śiva wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:54 pm
How about a group women menstruate in a cap and place it on the heads of the irredeemable patriarchal cisgendered white males of their locality and march them through the streets shaved, shorn, and naked, bloody fluid dripping on their shoulders and running down their flabby bodies?
You're scaring me now. I'm going to have a big mug of Ovaltine
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by laklak » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:24 pm

Have a Guinness. For strength.
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Hermit » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:25 pm

It's called penile subincision. Apparently no longer practised by the few Australian aboriginal tribes that used to do it since about the time feminism made its reappearance in the 1970s. Nobody has ever come up with a plausible theory for why that practice came about in the first place.
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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by Rum » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:31 pm

Hail the Matriarchy! Its time has come!

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Re: The End Times: Signs and Portents

Post by laklak » Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:33 pm

Hermit wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 5:25 pm
It's called penile subincision.
There's so much WTF in that that I literally can't even.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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