Everything you didn't want to know about Trump and were not afraid to ask

[Tero]

CNN or Politico

[Seabass]

What can we do to ensure that we stop having these "screw ups"?

Leave NATO. Or at least take a backseat and let someone else drive for a while. Germany's got a fairly large population and a big economy, and I'm pretty sure they got all that Nazi stuff out of their system, so let them be world police for a while. Plus, it would be entertaining.

Otherwise, we will only get worse until either our economy collapses or the rest of NATO reins us in. The latter won't happen because they all get to benefit from the bulwark that NATO provides, while the US gets to be the bad guy and spend all our money on militarism.

Fuck all of it. Fuck military alliances. For fuck's sake, WWI happened because some asshole got shot by some other asshole. Enough is enough.

[Tero]

Does Mochael Moore really believe this or is he trying to plug his movie and get Democrats motivated to vote this year?
(CNN) Michael Moore believes President Donald Trump is an "evil genius" who will be re-elected.

The documentary filmmaker spoke to CNN while promoting his upcoming film about the impact of Trump's 2016 victory, "Fahrenheit 11/9."

"Too many people in the summer of 2016 were so sure Hillary [Clinton] was going to win, saying no one is going to vote for this idiot," Moore said. "He could win again. I operate as if he is a two-term Trump. I have to. If you think any other way you are guaranteeing that whoever is going to run against him will lose."

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/09/16/ente ... index.html

[Seabass]

Genius?

He fooled the rubes and the fundies and the bigots. Doesn't take a genius.

[Tero]

And God! God helped him more than Hillary who had to be punished. For letting her husband introduce oral sex into common language.

Republicans hate oral sex because their wives would not do it. It’s not in the Bible. Bible says to multiply and you can’t multiply with oral sex.

[Seabass]

Another Trump accomplishment!

He's on pace to break ten thousand by the end of his first term! Hillary wouldn't have achieved even a tenth of that!

President Trump has made more than 5,000 false or misleading claims
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... ing-claims

[Sean Hayden]

That's cause he's got people on the inside whispering falsehoods into his ear so as to make him look bad and thwart his worst impulses.

[Tero]

All part of his genius!

[Seabass]

[Brian Peacock]

Genius?

He fooled the rubes and the fundies and the bigots. Doesn't take a genius.

No, it takes a stable genius.

[Brian Peacock]

I see the government are homing in on Woodward's GPS location.

[Joe]

Something in the book Woodward didn't mention in this interview.

Under a treaty dating back to the 1950s, the United States stationed 28,500 U.S. troops in the South and operated the most highly classified and sensitive Special Access Programs (SAP), which provided sophisticated Top Secret, codeword intelligence and military capabilities. North Korean ICBM missiles now had the capability to carry a nuclear weapon, perhaps to the American homeland. A missile from North Korea would take 38 minutes to reach Los Angeles.

These programs enabled the United States to detect an ICBM launch in North Korea within seven seconds. The equivalent capability in Alaska took 15 minutes—an astonishing time differential.

The ability to detect a launch in seven seconds would give the United States military the time to shoot down a North Korean missile. It is perhaps the most important and most secret operation in the United States government. The American presence in South Korea represents the essence of national security.

Withdrawal from the KORUS trade agreement, which South Korea deemed essential to its economy, could lead to an unraveling of the entire relationship. Cohn could not believe that President Trump would risk losing vital intelligence assets crucial to U.S. national security.

That's why they kept stealing the letters from Trump's desk.

[Sean Hayden]

We'll be the first to nuke someone. You can count on that. --wait

[Joe]

Interesting prophecy. Been true for 73 years.

[Sean Hayden]

You don't say. Do you know any good jokes bout it?