The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
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The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
Finally found a philosophy i can get on board with.
Zhuangzi suggests one should reject aspiration and just be useless. Don't strive for uselessness though.
Drag one's tail in the mud, like a turtle, and then you will be happy.
Zhuangzi suggests one should reject aspiration and just be useless. Don't strive for uselessness though.
Drag one's tail in the mud, like a turtle, and then you will be happy.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
Tip 1: Designate an hour each day to being useless. If you find yourself trying to make a plan, stop. Go with the flow. Stare out of the window. Lick the window. Stand one one leg with one's underpants on one's head.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
Fuck that, if being useless made you happy, I'd be the happiest man on earth, not a miserable nervous wreck
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
Maybe you are striving too hard.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
I'm not striving, I'm good for nothing anyway.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
“A path is made by walking on it.”
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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“A frog in a well cannot discuss the ocean"
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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'A lazy man can't be arsed'.
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
“Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style.” -- Warren Buffett
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
“The one-legged creature is envious of the millipede;
the millipede is envious of the snake;
the snake is envious of the wind;
the wind is envious of the eye;
the eye is envious of the heart.”
the millipede is envious of the snake;
the snake is envious of the wind;
the wind is envious of the eye;
the eye is envious of the heart.”
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
Young dogs run about yapping and snarling.
Old dogs lie on the porch and stink.
Old dogs lie on the porch and stink.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: The Key To Happiness: Being Useless
The uselessness of this thread is making me happy.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
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