Gifts for The Visitors
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Gifts for The Visitors
When the aliens finally arrive we'll want to be ready with gifts. What would you give the aliens? I'm thinking I'd give them a watermelon. This, is a fucking watermelon. Have you got anything like this on your planet?
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"This is a fucking grand piano. Let's see you get your tentacles round that!"
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
-excellent choice. Perhaps Rainbow could join you and do some interpretive dancing.
Re: Gifts for The Visitors
I'd walk up wrapped in a bow and say, "Take me." And get the fuck off this idiotic planet.
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
Reminded me of something posted here years ago:
PsychoSerenity wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:28 pmI've just had a shocking thought.
Since mammals are the only type of animal that produces milk, and their evolutionary existence is almost purely coincidental, the vast majority of intelligent alien lifeforms throughout the universe will never have tried cheese.
laklak wrote: ↑Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:42 pmFtxgtrg (looking at his plate): What's this called, anyway?
Gtxtxfx: I got it on Urth, it's called cheese.
Ftxgtrg: Looks funny. What IS it?
Gtxtxfx: Well, it's fermented glandular secretions from one of several species of indigenous motile lifeforms, partially digested by bacteria. The blue stuff is mold.
Ftxgtrg: Hmmmmmm....
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
A set of scalpels, a book on human anatomy, and Trump's dead body to practice on...
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And my gin!
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
There's nothing more soul-destroying that spending a lot of time, money and effort to travel to a distant and exotic place only to be forced to endure a round of cod 'traditional' dancing during dinner.Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 6:07 pm-excellent choice. Perhaps Rainbow could join you and do some interpretive dancing.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Porn.
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Galaxian.
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My Johnson. Suck it, Slug Boy.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Ya know, I just read PS's quote of something I apparently wrote 6 years ago (how the fuck did you find that PS?). It was pretty fucking good, if I do say so myself. I don't remember posting it, but if I saw it on some forum I'd say - hey, that's pretty fucking good. What am I reduced to now, in my dotage?
"My Johnson. Suck it, Slug Boy"
That's it. That's the best I can do these days. I even sat and thought about it for a while. Kids, this is what 6 years of drugs, booze. and incipient, undiagnosed dementia will do to you. Just say NO.
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"My Johnson. Suck it, Slug Boy"
That's it. That's the best I can do these days. I even sat and thought about it for a while. Kids, this is what 6 years of drugs, booze. and incipient, undiagnosed dementia will do to you. Just say NO.
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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I hear ya, lak. I look back on my past writings and can barely believe I was that smart and funny. Being a loser has really taken it's toll on me.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Another ten years and we'll have to do this on Skype, 'cuz all we'll be able to do is grunt and drool.
It's sad, brother.
It's sad, brother.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Bacteria the humblest things upon the Earth, minute and tiny bacteria. Why be original?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Ebola.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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