Maybe she has the sort of Irish accent that no one can understand apart from a fellow Irishperson...Hermit wrote:Ridiculous? You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Take our strictified entry conditions to this lucky country, for instance. So, now someone has been refused a skilled work visa coz' she's flunked the computer-based Pearson Test of English Academic (PTE Academic), which was approved by the Australian Government’s Department of Immigration and Border Protection in 2014, and uses voice recognition technology. The person concerned has a doctorate in veterinary science and is Irish.
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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You may not have said that, 42, had you clicked on the link and listened to her.
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You're 82?
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Indeed I am. At least I'm not irrational or complex... 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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We all knew you were a square.
It's that cardy that gives it away.
It's that cardy that gives it away.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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https://archive.is/Uswnx#selection-481.0-739.212Nude sunbather injured in Townsville after eagle mistakes his testicles for turtle eggs
A male tourist who chose to sunbathe in the nude on a popular beach near Townsville on the north-eastern coast of Queensland is recovering from serious injuries to his genitals after being bitten by a sea eagle.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Faaarrrk Faaaaakkkke :/
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Fake news.rainbow wrote:https://archive.is/Uswnx#selection-481.0-739.212Nude sunbather injured in Townsville after eagle mistakes his testicles for turtle eggs
A male tourist who chose to sunbathe in the nude on a popular beach near Townsville on the north-eastern coast of Queensland is recovering from serious injuries to his genitals after being bitten by a sea eagle.
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That is what they want you to believe.Hermit wrote:Fake news
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Thanks, captain obvious. That's what motivates the creators of fake news, innit?rainbow wrote:That is what they want you to believe.Hermit wrote:Fake news.
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If I was Kim Jong Un, I would give all Australian MPs North Korean citizenship. Then they'd all be ineligible. 
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Half the parliament is going to be ineligible at this rate.
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