The Donald-thread

[Rum]

Garage has called it, in defence, 'alpha male boasting'. Firstly what the fuck is an alpha male except perhaps a bully, and secondly if Farage is defending Trump you know he's in trouble.

Too late to edit. 'Farage'. I blame Steve Jobs.

[cronus]

Total cad and toss-pot but still want to see him elected to see what happens...from a safe distance.

[Feck]

Surely Trump has be unelectable by now ?

[tattuchu]

Surely Trump has be unelectable by now ?

Silly Feck Never underestimate the stupidity of the average American

[Rum]

Knocked this together yesterday and was going to post it on FB, but the news would make pussies a rather more suitable theme right now. So here it is anyway:

[Tero]

Trump "You're skinny, ugly, black and a woman. What do you have to lose?"

Trump did not grope women because...he is going to America safe again.

[Tero]

Trump wants American Muslims to rat on their bomb making friends, because hey, they see these bombs being made in their homes all the time.

Trump's witnesses, the Bill Clinton abused women, were shown once, in the peanut gallery.

Hillary is going to raise "your" taxes. Trump is going to lower Trump's taxes.

[Tero]

Trump Obama and Hillary all in favor of
http://www.ibtimes.com/what-carried-int ... le-2100059

Now tgey argue about it. Bush vetoed it. Bill never came to Obama.

[DRSB]

America Has Been Waiting for Donald Trump

He is not an aberration. He is the culmination.

ST. LOUIS—What's the latest news from the world's greatest democracy? Andrew Kaczynski has moved on over to CNN and he is on the case.

TRUMP: "My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka."

STERN: "By the way, your daughter."

TRUMP: "She's beautiful."

STERN: "Can I say this? A piece of ass."

TRUMP: "Yeah."

Must be a quote from Federalist 69.

The campaign of El Caudillo del Mar-A-Lago always has been a ridiculous campaign run by a ridiculous man who hijacked a ridiculous political party and now has rendered the entire American political system as ridiculous as the ferret he wears on his head. The ridiculous campaign, the ridiculous man, and the ridiculous political party cannot be considered separately. The ridiculousness of the political party, energized for decades by hayshakers, Bible-bangers, voodoo economists, jackleg preachers and the altogether crazy-assed elements of almost every political phylum, made it inevitable that a ridiculous man would run a ridiculous campaign one day. What very few people counted on was that the man and the campaign and the party would become so ridiculous that they would make everyone else ridiculous, too. Lord save us, he even managed to get the word "fuck" into the New York Fucking Times. Horseman, pass by!

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/po ... ate=101016

[rainbow]

Surely Trump has be unelectable by now ?

Silly Feck Never underestimate the stupidity of the average American

Nearly 50% of them have below average IQ.

[JimC]

That "nearly" is somewhat generous...

[Tero]

To Trump's credit, not once did he grab Hillary's ass.

[Scot Dutchy]

That "nearly" is somewhat generous...

Is that what they mean about the 1%?

[tattuchu]

To Trump's credit, not once did he grab Hillary's ass.

He did come up behind her at one point, though, looking pretty creepy

[pErvinalia]

I wonder if he got a boner when Hillary talked about his daughter (family)?