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Need a time waster.

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:26 am

Anyone know any good online (or downloadable) free games? I need something new to waste my time on. Nothing that takes 24/7 to master. I don't want to take a week to master the basics of the game.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:27 am

Depends what you mean by "free".

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:35 am

You might like The Incredible Machine series of games.
Not sure how 'free' they are, though...


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http://www.freegameempire.com/games/The ... le-Machine
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Post by Seth » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:49 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Anyone know any good online (or downloadable) free games? I need something new to waste my time on. Nothing that takes 24/7 to master. I don't want to take a week to master the basics of the game.
Go photoshop some photos. That's a great time waster. Or clean up your disks, that's kept me occupied for a week now.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:41 am

That's useful activity, Seth. I want something totally useless to reflect my presence on this planet.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:55 am

If you haven't seen it, the collection of mini puzzles in this thread are excellent.
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Post by PsychoSerenity » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:06 am

And if you want something a bit more gamey I'd recommend http://www.kongregate.com. Huge number of different, mostly small, online games, - some of them very well made and with original concepts too.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:18 am

I'm just checking out the puzzle games now. That Incredible Machine looks excellent, but the site you linked to is retarded. Can't get the game to work. I'm going in circles.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:50 pm

:(

Maybe a to***nt site might be the answer.
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Post by Seth » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:23 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:That's useful activity, Seth. I want something totally useless to reflect my presence on this planet.
Russian Roulette?
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Re: Need a time waster.

Post by Animavore » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:54 pm

Have you tried League of Legends?

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Re: Need a time waster.

Post by MrFungus420 » Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:29 pm

Check out Steam.

They have an entire section of free-to-play games (and many that are "Free to play your way"...i.e. basic is free but you can pay to add more).
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Re: Need a time waster.

Post by Calilasseia » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:27 pm

On the Kongregate site, try Gravitee Wars. An epic waste of time that is simple to master, but hugely entertaining.

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Post by macdoc » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:13 am

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Post by macdoc » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:40 am

That fucking game is brutal.....can't stop and it's fun.

Fuck got tired of seeing endless outback and just dropped the fucking pin in the centre of Australia and got within 400 KM :D dumb luck that.
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