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Nazi SS uniform man evicted from Asda in Cambridge
A shopper was asked to leave a supermarket after he was spotted wandering the aisles dressed in full Nazi uniform.
Customers complained after the man, wearing what appeared to be a black SS uniform with cap and red armband, visited an Asda in Cambridge.
Police were called, but the man left of his own accord when confronted by the manager of the Beehive Centre store.
It is unclear whether it was a Halloween prank.
A spokeswoman for Asda said: "We had a number of customer complaints so we asked him to leave the store."
It happened at about 14:00 GMT on Thursday, police said.
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Veeeerrrrrrrry interesting.
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I zee nuthing! Nuth-thing!mistermack wrote:Veeeerrrrrrrry interesting.
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They've cleared it up now.
It was Prince Harry on an official visit.
Bloke said down the pub.
It was Prince Harry on an official visit.
Bloke said down the pub.
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[/thread]mistermack wrote:They've cleared it up now.
It was Prince Harry on an official visit.
Bloke said down the pub.
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Why? How the fuck is that a police matter?Scrumple wrote:
Police were called...
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They've met their match.JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Why? How the fuck is that a police matter?Scrumple wrote:
Police were called...
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As long as he wasn't trying to buy gas for the BBQ, what's the problem? 
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He took a big risk. All it takes is one old age pensioner with the words "they don't like it up 'em" running through his brain, and there would have been intestines flying everywhere...
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Worse still, he could have gotten in the would-be Nazi's face with taunts of "who won the bloody war, anyway?"JimC wrote:He took a big risk. All it takes is one old age pensioner with the words "they don't like it up 'em" running through his brain, and there would have been intestines flying everywhere...
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And then would have gone up to other shoppers, saying "Don't mention the war. I did, a bit, but I think I got away with it..."klr wrote:Worse still, he could have gotten in the would-be Nazi's face with taunts of "who won the bloody war, anyway?"JimC wrote:He took a big risk. All it takes is one old age pensioner with the words "they don't like it up 'em" running through his brain, and there would have been intestines flying everywhere...
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If only someone had had a gun. 
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Apparently he was just shopping. He went into the art shop, and asked for a picture of the fallen Madonna, mit de big boobies.
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If only someone had had a gun.
mistermack wrote:Apparently he was just shopping. He went into the art shop, and asked for a picture of the fallen Madonna, mit de big boobies.
Did he have a little tank?
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