I've killed people as a first resort, so they wouldn't have a chance to kill me.mistermack wrote:I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.Sean Hayden wrote:Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.
Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
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Right. Maybe we should all do that.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I've killed people as a first resort, so they wouldn't have a chance to kill me.mistermack wrote:I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.Sean Hayden wrote:Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.
Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
Maybe then there wouldn't be all this violence in the world.
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Certainly not after the last person left alive gives up looking for someone to kill, and shoots himself.mistermack wrote: Maybe then there wouldn't be all this violence in the world.
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Negotiation should always be the first resort.

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That's a fair point, and I agree that people don't have to earn compassion. Compassion seems to me to be a natural state of being for most of us most of the time.mistermack wrote: I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
My language was sloppy there. I wanted to highlight what I felt was a enormous disagreement between your concern for the victims safety, and that of the attackers. You appeared to me to be showing an undue amount of concern for the attacker. Remember we are judging the encounter itself, as both parties may have understood it while it was happening, and not as we know it to have been now. I am anyway, and from that perspective I give the victim many more degrees of freedom of action than would otherwise be warranted.
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In the context of the recent face-eating bath salt users, it's understandable to scared.Sean Hayden wrote:That's a fair point, and I agree that people don't have to earn compassion. Compassion seems to me to be a natural state of being for most of us most of the time.mistermack wrote: I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
My language was sloppy there. I wanted to highlight what I felt was a enormous disagreement between your concern for the victims safety, and that of the attackers. You appeared to me to be showing an undue amount of concern for the attacker. Remember we are judging the encounter itself, as both parties may have understood it while it was happening, and not as we know it to have been now. I am anyway, and from that perspective I give the victim many more degrees of freedom of action than would otherwise be warranted.
Poor guy is never going to live that down.
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He needs to be weaned away from violence and pooping...
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Besides jumping on the guy from the roof and whacking him with something, he wasn't very violent. I keep picturing an enraged/horny chimpanzee here.
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Therein lies a lot of the problem. Only the face-eater gets in the news. The thousands of non face-eaters don't get a mention.Robert_S wrote:In the context of the recent face-eating bath salt users, it's understandable to scared.Sean Hayden wrote:That's a fair point, and I agree that people don't have to earn compassion. Compassion seems to me to be a natural state of being for most of us most of the time.mistermack wrote: I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.
My language was sloppy there. I wanted to highlight what I felt was a enormous disagreement between your concern for the victims safety, and that of the attackers. You appeared to me to be showing an undue amount of concern for the attacker. Remember we are judging the encounter itself, as both parties may have understood it while it was happening, and not as we know it to have been now. I am anyway, and from that perspective I give the victim many more degrees of freedom of action than would otherwise be warranted.
Poor guy is never going to live that down.
So when someone goes out of his mind, people automatically think face-eater, the one-in-a-thousand example.
And anyway, why does nobody get my jokes? He still bit the dust.
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Bath salts don't eat faces, people eat faces.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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People with faces eat faces.laklak wrote:Bath salts don't eat faces, people eat faces.

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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haha or so you sayGawdzilla Sama wrote:I've killed people as a first resort, so they wouldn't have a chance to kill me.mistermack wrote:I don't know about you, but people don't need to earn compassion from me. Maybe I'm a bit odd.Sean Hayden wrote:Why do you believe that mistermack? He jumped off their roof onto the husband pushing him to the ground. At what point during this encounter did he earn from them a compassionate consideration for his safety? Why do all these victims owe their attackers so much? I don't get it.
Having said that, I doubt I would want to shoot him either. But what I would do hardly matters.
But I prefer the company of people who only kill as a last resort. I'm just weird that way.


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My favourite critiques if the US are the first sides of Firesign Theatres' "How Can You Be in Two Places At Once (When You're Nort Anywhere at All) " and "Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him"
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My favourite critiques if the US are the first sides of Firesign Theatres' "How Can You Be in Two Places At Once (When You're Nort Anywhere at All) " and "Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him"
You can find them on Youtube.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Silly man.mistermack wrote:Right. Maybe we should all do that.
Maybe then there wouldn't be all this violence in the world.
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