Be of good cheer, Britons! Barbarous folk across the seas, observe how it is done. Her Britannic Majesty has re-opened Parliament. The brightest and best of the worlds most august legislature have reconvened and the world will be set to rights.
The government is going to magically make the economy grow again! Rejoice!
Something or other maternity leave! Huzzah!
Prince Charles gets a new griffin. And not before time!
Nick Clegg gets his vanity project of Lords Reform!
There is something for everybody.
The Queen's Speech
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I am replying to this thread in the interest of something or other. 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Odd, she didn't stutter at all. The film must have got it wrong.
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She didn't stutter her speech for sure*, but her peach? Well. That's a different matter.
* Not that I heard or was even aware of it. I thought she just done those things at Christmas.
* Not that I heard or was even aware of it. I thought she just done those things at Christmas.
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I happened to see the preliminaries this morning, during my coffee break. Trying to squash about 1,000 people into a space that small probably violates very fire/building safety regulation in existence.
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We are Britons, sir. Our zeal for Queen and Country keeps us safe.klr wrote:I happened to see the preliminaries this morning, during my coffee break. Trying to squash about 1,000 people into a space that small probably violates very fire/building safety regulation in existence.
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Queen, country, and the wearing of some very strange head gear.Clinton Huxley wrote:We are Britons, sir. Our zeal for Queen and Country keeps us safe.klr wrote:I happened to see the preliminaries this morning, during my coffee break. Trying to squash about 1,000 people into a space that small probably violates very fire/building safety regulation in existence.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Gaw'd bless 'er vagesty
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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As good a time as any to sing a song.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Is it fuzzy, do you reckon?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Aye, strange head gear is just the thing, do you see? While the natives are gazing in astonishment at one's hat, you steal their country from under 'em. Is it any coincidence that Britain's Imperial sunset coincided with a decline in hat wearing? I rather think it was not.klr wrote:Queen, country, and the wearing of some very strange head gear.Clinton Huxley wrote:We are Britons, sir. Our zeal for Queen and Country keeps us safe.klr wrote:I happened to see the preliminaries this morning, during my coffee break. Trying to squash about 1,000 people into a space that small probably violates very fire/building safety regulation in existence.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
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Another reason we lost the empire.Seabass wrote:
Couldn't see the blasted enemy!
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One can admire her fortitude and determination, but it's becoming painfully obvious that it's high time she stepped down and let tiny willy take over.
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