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Pervy Priest's Porno Presentation!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:42 pm

An investigation is under way after indecent images were "inadvertently" shown by a Catholic priest during a presentation at a primary school in County Tyrone.

Father Martin McVeigh projected the images onto a screen during a meeting for parents in Pomeroy in preparation for First Holy Communion. One child was also present.

Parents said 16 indecent images of men were displayed. The priest said he had no knowledge of the offending imagery.


More... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17582542



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Re: Pervy Priest's Porno Presentation!

Post by klr » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:46 pm

"Parents said 16 indecent images of men were displayed"

... wow, they must have been paying very close attention. :)

And why did it take 16 pictures before things were finally brought under control?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:49 pm

The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
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Re: Pervy Priest's Porno Presentation!

Post by Ronja » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:56 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
Have to agree with that. That was the only sentence that I had to read twice because I could not quite believe that I got it right the first time. :nono:


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Post by Animavore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:58 pm

"The%20meeting%20continued%20in%20his%20absence,%20however,%20the%20parents%20who%20viewed%20the%20pictures%20were%20horrified%20and%20distracted.
FFS! People and their hyperbole. It was just a few naked men.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:01 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
That's new... I got nothing for mine, and if my brother got any for his, I'm not aware of it.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:09 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
That's new... I got nothing for mine, and if my brother got any for his, I'm not aware of it.
:o That's the whole point of making your Communion. To get a shed load of money. Otherwise why bother?
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Post by klr » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:13 pm

Animavore wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
That's new... I got nothing for mine, and if my brother got any for his, I'm not aware of it.
:o That's the whole point of making your Communion. To get a shed load of money. Otherwise why bother?
Money, presents and attention ... although you had to wear some truly naff clothes for the day.
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Post by HomerJay » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:14 pm

“The parents are enraged that Fr McVeigh has been entrusted with the pastoral care of their children however, he has given no explanation for why he left the room for 20 minutes after the incident or no apology to the offended child, parents or teachers.”
I guess he cranked one out in the toilets?
The parents claim the folder contained “approximately 16 indecent images of men”, which they said were previews to other folders, at which point Fr McVeigh quickly removed the memory stick.
Explains that he wasn't just pressing the button again after each one, til he got to number 16 and decided to give up.

http://www.ulsterherald.com/2012/03/30/ ... s-scandal/

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Post by Animavore » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:17 pm

HomerJay wrote:
“The parents are enraged that Fr McVeigh has been entrusted with the pastoral care of their children however, he has given no explanation for why he left the room for 20 minutes after the incident or no apology to the offended child, parents or teachers.”
I guess he cranked one out in the toilets?
The parents claim the folder contained “approximately 16 indecent images of men”, which they said were previews to other folders, at which point Fr McVeigh quickly removed the memory stick.
Explains that he wasn't just pressing the button again after each one, til he got to number 16 and decided to give up.

http://www.ulsterherald.com/2012/03/30/ ... s-scandal/
From the comments on that one.
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Post by Ronja » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:26 pm

klr wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
That's new... I got nothing for mine, and if my brother got any for his, I'm not aware of it.
:o That's the whole point of making your Communion. To get a shed load of money. Otherwise why bother?
Money, presents and attention ... although you had to wear some truly naff clothes for the day.
. :dis: also in the Lutheran church, IIRC.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:50 pm

I think the priest must be lying. How can he not know that the images got on the memory stick? Did he borrow it from another priest?

My guess is it went like this:

Priest: Sitting at desk, says to himself, "wow! that was some work -- glad I'm now done with the upcoming presentation for the First Communion. All the images are on the memory stick and ready to go." Sits back, and relaxes for a second. Idea then dawns on priest..."hmmm....time for a little private R&R...."

Goes on internet and starts viewing images....rubs one out while he's doing it.... saves a few of his favorites for later, not realizing that the "save as" feature was still pointed to the memory stick.....

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Post by Mysturji » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:50 am

Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
That's new... I got nothing for mine, and if my brother got any for his, I'm not aware of it.
I got a cake and a rosary.
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Post by klr » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:20 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
File under "chutzpah" :lol:
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:25 pm

Animavore wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bit I found most offensive was this...

"Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church."
That's new... I got nothing for mine, and if my brother got any for his, I'm not aware of it.
:o That's the whole point of making your Communion. To get a shed load of money. Otherwise why bother?
That's bullshit fucking catholics we had no such thing growing up my family are a bunch of tight-arsed protestants. :sulk:
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