So a few ambitious criminals made off with more than 20 fully automatic police-issue submachine guns, which they can convert back to fire live rounds with approximately $40 worth of parts each. Only the police should have guns, eh? And if we outlaw guns and only the police and military have them, criminals will never, ever get their hands on them!A cache of Los Angeles Police Department submachine guns and handguns was stolen last week from a secured building used by the department's SWAT unit, raising fears that the weapons, which police had altered to fire only blanks, could be converted back to lethal use, police officials confirmed.
The weapons, which include 21 MP-5 submachine guns and 12 large caliber handguns, were moved Wednesday night to a multistory building at 14th and San Pedro streets downtown and stored in a locked box on the building's first floor, said LAPD Deputy Chief Michael Downing.
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Well, CA does have a Republican governor, so guns must be tightly controlled because only the militia is to be armed.
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That's why NO ONE should have guns. 

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Actually, this is why we can't have nice things.Bella Fortuna wrote:That's why NO ONE should have guns.
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Because some moron comes in and shoots them all up?Wumbologist wrote:Actually, this is why we can't have nice things.Bella Fortuna wrote:That's why NO ONE should have guns.
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Only a moron shoots up nice things! Now, shooting up paper, cans, maybe the occasional old CRT monitor...Bella Fortuna wrote: Because some moron comes in and shoots them all up?
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I shot some spent shotgun shells...
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At least they put the SMGs in a locked box, give the rozzers some credit. The box probably had a hand-written sign with "Poleece Gunz - Plees dont stele" on it.
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I think you are a little behind the news with that one, and also confused since republicans are mostly anti any kind of gun regulations. Jerry Brown however, the current (and liberal) governor actually has always taken a more sensible approach to gun ownership and preferred to target criminals and uphold individuals rights to own/carrySvartalf wrote:Well, CA does have a Republican governor, so guns must be tightly controlled because only the militia is to be armed.
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Actually, I was referring to CA being one of the more repressive states when it comes to guns, in spite of a string of GOP governors (24years out of the last 32, and counting the Reagan tenure would skew the stats more toward the red) (and I assume republican dominated legislature), and making a poor joke.
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Okay, but California doesn't have a republican governor, which is what you said/I was replying to 
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Yep, I'm surprised Brown is comming back to that office 30 years later.
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Me too, but I voted for him 
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Definitely beginning to think if a policeman carries a gun he is no longer really policing just an instrument of state violence something the army can do a lot better.Bella Fortuna wrote:That's why NO ONE should have guns.
I think have around 5% of British police licensed to carry and I don't see the point to be honest, if shooting people is required get the military to do it
When only criminals carry guns the police know exactly who to shoot!
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Great dumbing-down there, guy!MrJonno wrote:Definitely beginning to think if a policeman carries a gun he is no longer really policing just an instrument of state violence something the army can do a lot better.
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