Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

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Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by klr » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:37 pm

You have been warned ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5197440.stm
Sharing a bed with someone could temporarily reduce your brain power - at least if you are a man - Austrian scientists suggest.

When men spend the night with a bed mate their sleep is disturbed, whether they make love or not, and this impairs their mental ability the next day.

The lack of sleep also increases a man's stress hormone levels.

According to the New Scientist study, women who share a bed fare better because they sleep more deeply.

Sleepless nights

Professor Gerhard Kloesch and colleagues at the University of Vienna studied eight unmarried, childless couples in their 20s.

Each couple was asked to spend 10 nights sleeping together and 10 apart while the scientists assessed their rest patterns with questionnaires and wrist activity monitors.

The next day the couples were asked to perform simple cognitive tests and had their stress hormone levels checked.

Although the men reported they had slept better with a partner, they fared worse in the tests, with their results suggesting they actually had more disturbed sleep.

Both sexes had a more disturbed night's sleep when they shared their bed, Professor Kloesch told a meeting of the Forum of European Neuroscience.

But women apparently managed to sleep more deeply when they did eventually drop off, since they claimed to be more refreshed than their sleep time suggested.

Their stress hormone levels and mental scores did not suffer to the same extent as the men.

But the women still reported that they had the best sleep when they were alone in bed.

Bed sharing also affected dream recall. Women remembered more after sleeping alone and men recalled best after sex.

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Dr Neil Stanley, a sleep expert at the University of Surrey, said: "It's not surprising that people are disturbed by sleeping together.

"Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each other. It is a bizarre thing to do.

"Sleep is the most selfish thing you can do and it's vital for good physical and mental health.

"Sharing the bed space with someone who is making noises and who you have to fight with for the duvet is not sensible.

"If you are happy sleeping together that's great, but if not there is no shame in separate beds."

He said there was a suggestion that women are pre-programmed to cope better with broken sleep.

"A lot of life events that women have disturb sleep - bringing up children, the menopause and even the menstrual cycle," he explained.

But Dr Stanley added people did get used to sharing a bed.

"If they have shared their bed with their partner for a long time they miss them and that will disturb sleep."
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Re: Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:51 pm

I'm confused, what are you saying here? :dono:
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Post by Flora » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:55 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I'm confused, what are you saying here? :dono:
It looks like he's saying that recently, your brain is being drained every night. ;)

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:57 pm

Flora wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I'm confused, what are you saying here? :dono:
It looks like he's saying that recently, your brain is being drained every night. ;)
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Re: Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:23 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I'm confused, what are you saying here? :dono:
Evidence your brain has been drained. :levi:
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Post by devogue » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:24 pm

Interesting how all the women in the thread completely missed the point. :hehe:

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Re: Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by Animavore » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:47 pm

So women sleep better because they feel safe and protected and men sleep rough because one part of them is horny being in close proximity to a naked woman and another because they still suspect a rival might burst in the door and snatch them?

I could've told them that.

I can never sleep comfortably with a woman but at least I have the decency to toss and turn so often the woman has a crap night's sleep to.

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Post by Flora » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:06 pm

Animavore wrote:So women sleep better because they feel safe and protected
Do they? :dono:
But the women still reported that they had the best sleep when they were alone in bed.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:21 pm

I sleep more soundly alone, but when someone's with me in bed I don't care about missing sleep. In fact, I hope to. :biggrin:
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Post by Flora » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:23 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I sleep more soundly alone, but when someone's with me in bed I don't care about missing sleep. In fact, I hope to. :biggrin:
Indeed! :td:

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Post by devogue » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:56 pm

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Re: Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:06 pm

Meh, study seems sketchy. Either the media utterly and thoroughly misreported what the researchers actually said (standard practice in the industry), but their simplistic hyperadaptationist evolutionary psychology explanations towards the end are of the same flavour as those that make us biologists despise their field so much...

Could critique their experimental design, but meh. Don't have time or interest -- will just ignore the study for now. :levi:


So yeah, best to be skeptical of what "studies" show, especially the way the media presents them...
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Re: Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:35 am

1. This news story is about a year old.
2. Never give much credence to any 'scientific' report that is presented straight to the media instead of to a serious scientific journal.
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Post by Feck » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:12 am

It was a study of 8 couples ....must be conclusive :nono:
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Re: Bed sharing 'drains men's brains'

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:21 am

Well I sleep better in my own bed, with my own woman beside me...

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