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by Animavore » Wed Jan 16, 2019 2:57 pm
An Irish medical journal has warned the public of the dangers of medical experimentation after a man admitted injecting himself with his own semen to treat back pain.
The case, detailed in this month’s Irish Medical Journal, involved a 33-year-old man who had presented to doctors complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain for days after lifting a heavy steel object.
While the man had a history of chronic low back pain, a further examination revealed a red rash on his right upper arm - and the patient subsequently admitted he had been injecting himself with his own semen for a year and a half.
“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case study noted.
https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man ... 97934.html
Some reports say we're still no closer to finding out what it tastes like.
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by Svartalf » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:13 pm
lolwhut??? how in the holy nine hecks would semen act on lower back pains... reminds me about how pope Clement V was made to eat crushed emeralds to treat I don't know what ailment...
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by Cunt » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:16 pm
Svartalf wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:13 pm
lolwhut??? how in the holy nine hecks would semen act on lower back pains...
Lower your trousers, lean over that massage table, and your chiropractor will show you.
It's been attempted for YEARS, though using a syringe is probably a new thing. Sometimes, the old ways are best.
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by Alan B » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:48 pm
Man's a wanker...
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by Brian Peacock » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:39 pm
From the title I just assumed this was another Florida story
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by Animavore » Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:44 pm
No. Ireland. Europe's Florida.
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by JimC » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:53 pm
It shouldn't provoke the immune system, at least...
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by Woodbutcher » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:27 pm
I think he twisted his back trying to bring his right upper arm close enough to his pecker while wanking to effect the injaculation....
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by Jason » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:30 pm
He had a stiff back and was looking to cure like with like...
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by Seabass » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:46 pm
Semen? It nearly killed 'em!
I just want to know the thought process that leads someone to shoot up ejaculate... I mean, wtf...
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by pErvinalia » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:27 pm
People are out there drinking piss as a supposed cure for all sorts of ailments. People are fucking stupid.
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by Cunt » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:32 pm
pErvinalia wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:27 pm
People are out there drinking piss as a supposed cure for all sorts of ailments. People are fucking stupid.
I thought it would be fun to start a rumour that kids were getting high huffing their own, and each others methane.
I never did. The kids around me would grow up and fuck with me. Not safe to start that shit.
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