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Re: Toasters

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:45 pm

You guys could just compare ingredients ya know...

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Re: Toasters

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:12 pm

For Svarty, that would basically be frog legs, snails and garlic... :tea:
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Re: Toasters

Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:14 pm

garlic AND onions... and chives... and give me a good porterhouse or Scotch fillet steak with fries.
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Re: Toasters

Post by laklak » Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:07 pm

Nowt wrong with frog's legs, though they look disturbingly human. I make them dance the can-can on the plate. Whatever you do, do NOT put my daughters and I together at a crab house. There will be claw fights.
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Re: Toasters

Post by Feck » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:25 pm

Bread, It's full of salt If you make it with less salt it tastes like shoe .
Bagels I'm not sure why anyone eats them If you made a bread and it turned out like bagel you would count it a Fail and feed it to the seagulls
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Also I think i might have ethical objections to the abuse of yeast not resulting in ethanol That Is a perversion of nature !
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Re: Toasters

Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:29 pm

man, a lightly toasted bagel liberally slathered with philly cream cheese is ample proof that you're wrong... no other bread is as good as a bagel for such use.
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Re: Toasters

Post by Feck » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:39 pm

Incredibly dense both you and bagels obviously .
Saying that something tastes good covered in cream cheese proves my point .
I'd not be surprised if you liked your bagel with cream cheese and celery .
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Re: Toasters

Post by Svartalf » Sun Oct 28, 2018 11:46 pm

chives might do the trick, but definitely neither celery nor brussels sprouts. the only acceptable use for celery is for bloody marys, and even there, I don't use that ingredient for my own drinks.
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Re: Toasters

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:24 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:42 am
Rum wrote:
Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:09 pm
Why the fuck can’t they make the bastards fit the majority of loaf and slice sizes? Utter incompetence!
Damned EU. They legislate that toasters must be one size but bread another.

Once we BREXIT, we can resolve this infamous inconsistency and have bread that fits.

The bread will be made of sawdust, crushed beetles and barley, but it'll fit...
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Re: Toasters

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:59 am

Svartalf wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:47 pm
what's wrong with choc spread, beside the fact it's a dietic nightmare and full of palm oil?
I agree. We never had breakfast cereals either. It is all quite recent and stimulated by commerce.
Hagelslag (sprinkles) has been around for long enough but the rise of breakfast cereals is of concern.
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