Newport girl gives birth on her sixth birthday ! Fact !

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Newport girl gives birth on her sixth birthday ! Fact !

Post by mistermack » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:16 am

On what was the coldest Feb 29th for four years, over the ENTIRE PLANET, (so much for global warming), Newport resident Nichola Davis gave birth to a daughter on her sixth birthday.

Strange things be appening, I telleeee !

But congratulations to the new mother. Both mother and daughter are doing well.
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:29 am

My wife's oldest friend had her 17th birthday yesterday!
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Post by rachelbean » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:42 am

That took me a few times of reading to understand, but I gather a 24 year old woman has given birth to a daughter, 6 leap years after she was born? :ask:
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Post by rachelbean » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:43 am

Wait, just found the article: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mu ... 92-7466698

And from it:
“If someone asked me if I’d rather win the lottery or share my birthday with my daughter, I’d pick sharing my birthday every time.”
Well, that's just stupid :lol:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:44 am

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