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Post by laklak » Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:27 am

The safest place to be a wild rhino in the whole world is eSwatini, only three poachings in 26 years. Ted Reilly is a fucking Dude, it's all down to him.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/dest ... eeLv-R9_4g

They do not fuck around with poachers, they just kill them.
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Post by DRSB » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:18 pm

Hermit wrote:
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I know it is satire, but there is a grain of truth in it. Really, how did these professional revolutionaries finance their years abroad?
Read my post, dagnabbit.
Yepp, you said it too. Marx too wouldn't have lasted long without Engels's funds after he squandered his wife's fortune.

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Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 16, 2019 3:32 pm

DRSB wrote:
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Marx too wouldn't have lasted long without Engels's funds after he squandered his wife's fortune.
Engels was certainly of significant material help. Nevertheless, the Marx family lived in rather constrained circumstances. When Franzisca, one of their seven children died at the age of 1, they did not have enough money to buy a coffin.

It is also true that Karl Marx was woefully incompetent in managing the family's budget, whatever there was of it. Jenny von Westphalen was a regular visitor at the local hock shop. I don't know where you get the information of her fortune, though. Her father was a member of a recently ennobled family, but he was by no means rich. His income would have been at the level of a fairly senior public servant. Though other family members were very well connected with Scottish nobility (via her grandmother on the paternal side) right back to a direct link with James I, which resulted in her possession of some of the Dukes of Argyll's silverware, Jenny brought no fortune as such with her that could be squandered. At least none I am aware of. Neither Jenny's nor Karl's father provided financial support. In fact, both died before their children married. They did benefit from a small inheritance when Karl's mother died, and two small bequests from Jenny's side in 1856. Not exactly windfalls. They were just enough to move out of their cramped abode in Soho and rent better lodgings in Hampstead Heath.
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Post by DRSB » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:04 pm

Point taken, Jenny was not exactly rich.

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Post by rainbow » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:30 am

laklak wrote:
Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:27 am
The safest place to be a wild rhino in the whole world is eSwatini, only three poachings in 26 years. Ted Reilly is a fucking Dude, it's all down to him.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/dest ... eeLv-R9_4g

They do not fuck around with poachers, they just kill them.
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Post by laklak » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:50 pm

IT's not far, just past Ezulwini down the Malagwane hill. We go for breakfast a couple of times a month and Mrs. Lak goes horseback riding there.
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Post by DRSB » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:31 am

Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Only 75 $.

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Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP — the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, ‘Uhhh … this smells like a vagina,'” Goop outlined.
The smell then “evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent,” according to the company.

“That turned out to be perfect as a candle — we did a test run … and it sold out within hours,” Goop bragged. “It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:33 am

That has to be satire.
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Post by DRSB » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:34 am

Not sure, this site is not on on this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f ... s_websites

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Post by DRSB » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:36 am

Besides, I wouldn't put it past her.

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Post by Svartalf » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:38 am

well, if you want to know how paltrow smells there, $75 is a bit expensive to satisfy one's idle curiosity.
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Post by JimC » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:43 am

Is it a by-product of waxing?
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:02 am

How do you find this stuff!? That's really just too good. :lol:
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Post by Woodbutcher » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:30 pm

How did she smell her vagina? I'd pay 20 bucks to see her do it. Does she smell the toiletpaper after she takes a leak and wipes?
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Post by Tero » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:48 pm

How did Bill Clinton smell Monica's vagina?
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