What didn't the Germans invent?

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What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Tero » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:55 pm

What didn't the Germans invent?

-air plane
-cash register
-comptometer (adding machine)

An Ohio barkeeper was making no profit with an open till. After inventing a recording register, James Ritter and brother sold the patent for $1000 around 1880. It took a lot of preaching to sell the idea that implied cashiers and waiters were corrupt. The adding machine came from the US in 1887. It was not a part of the first cash registers, they just printed a ribbon of transactions.

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Faithfree » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:58 pm

They didn't invent any of those Japanese inventions:

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Tero » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:15 pm

I could have used that last week.

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Rum » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:29 pm

They didn't invent Cheshire cheese.

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Post by FBM » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:43 pm

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Tero » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:46 pm

Biscuits.

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by MiM » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:55 pm

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:26 pm

Flying cars.

The Starfleet's transporter.

The system for creating wormholes to use for FTL space travel.

Telepathy.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:38 pm

Concentration camps.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:42 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:Concentration camps.
Oy, don't be a Boer!
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Post by macdoc » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:02 pm

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:11 pm

Phosgene gas and mustard gas
The swastika
Anti-semitism

Contrary to popular belief they didn't invent any of the above, they just made them really trendy
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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Tero » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:19 pm

No it was a Jewish patriotic chemist that invented mustard has for WWI. Look it up. Fritz?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:21 pm

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Re: What didn't the Germans invent?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 06, 2013 5:25 pm

Tero wrote:No it was a Jewish patriotic chemist that invented mustard has for WWI. Look it up. Fritz?
Not really the first. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_gas
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