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What is this sound?

Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:20 am

What is this sound? Click to play

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Re: What is this sound?

Post by Gallstones » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:02 am

Bowel sounds.

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:20 am

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Re: What is this sound?

Post by Cormac » Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:23 am

Sounds a little like Pong with a tummy upset played through speakers that have damaged cones...

...or some shit like that.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:27 am

The sound of the men working on the chain gang?
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Post by Cormac » Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:32 am

The mythical sound of one hand clapping?


...or, a tree falling in a forest, when it thinks noone is listening?
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Post by Animavore » Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:40 am

Noone is always listening, the aul bollox.
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Post by Cormac » Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:34 am

Animavore wrote:Noone is always listening, the aul bollox.

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Re: What is this sound?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:41 pm

It's some kind of sea critter, but I don't remember which one.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:17 pm

A pair of very old persons' simultaneous orgasms?
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Post by Cormac » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:03 pm

Devogue's tuneful innards after a surfeit of cheese, wine, and New Zealand clams?
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Re: What is this sound?

Post by tattuchu » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:42 pm

Oh that's just my brain. It's the synapses trying desperately to communicate in a language only they understand. The problem is, each synapse has developed its own unique language, many of which are nothing but gibberish besides. So, um, yeah. That's why I don't get an awful lot done :dunno:
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Post by Faithfree » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:02 pm

SETI finally get THE signal from out there? :ask:
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Re: What is this sound?

Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:05 pm

It IS my tummy rumbling.
I wouldn't be so coarse as to record BOWEL sounds. Well, I never thought of that, anyway.

Isn't the echo strange? All I did was poke a microphone into my belly. And cut out the silent bits.
No echo was added or anything. Why is there such an echo?

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