Breast Squeezing Cures Cancer

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Breast Squeezing Cures Cancer

Post by amused » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:59 am

To revert breast cancer cells, give them the squeeze
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“We are showing that tissue organization is sensitive to mechanical inputs from the environment at the beginning stages of growth and development,” said principal investigator Daniel Fletcher, professor of bioengineering at Berkeley and faculty scientist at the Berkeley Lab. “An early signal, in the form of compression, appears to get these malignant cells back on the right track.”
http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2012/12/ ... ompressed/

So what the fuck are the ApeLusters gonna do with THIS?

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Re: Breast Squeezing Cures Cancer

Post by Jason » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:08 am

Sadly, I don't think this means there'll be a surge in women begging to have their tits groped.

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Post by amused » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:18 am

Even for science?

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Re: Breast Squeezing Cures Cancer

Post by GenesForLife » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:32 am

NO!

Squeezing cultures of breast cancer cells induces reversion - squeezing breasts does not.
http://exploreable.wordpress.com/2012/1 ... than-this/

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Re: Breast Squeezing Cures Cancer

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:41 am

GenesForLife wrote:NO!

Squeezing cultures of breast cancer cells induces reversion - squeezing breasts does not.
http://exploreable.wordpress.com/2012/1 ... than-this/
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:45 am

Killjoy! :lay:
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Post by laklak » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:52 am

The Doctor is in, and is accepting new patients.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Mysturji » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:04 pm

I pity all the women I haven't yet been able to save from the scourge of cancer! :cry:
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