Bigger Breasts = Smarter?

[Svartalf]

MH, and then we have a remake of a classic Fritz Lang movie...

[Bella Fortuna]

Does the correlation hold for moobs?

Really? I expected something a bit snarkier from you Mr. Huxley. Something like, "When you're too fat to have friends and so you have to sit at home and read all day..." Or perhaps, "When you're so malnurished that you don't develop proper breasts like a real woman..."

Mr Huxley?!? Too formal by half!

Damn. Well I guess that means I'm not today's foe.

You're mine.

Damn, now I've given it away!

[Pappa]

Maybe, according to this study.

http://www.helium.com/items/2123745-wom ... re-smarter

A study by a Chicago university sociologist of 1,200 women found that large-breasted women tend to have higher intelligence. The study divided the women into five groups ranging from virtually flat-chested to extra-large breasts.

The results revealed that the big-breasted women had an overall higher I.Q.—about 10 points—than the lesser endowed members of the study. Women with average-sized breasts also beat out those that were in the smallest size group.

There's a disappointing paucity of pictures of breasts in that article.

[Audley Strange]

Sociology has no lack of total tits.

[Trinity]

No offence to whom you guess, but some of the smartest girls I've known were rather petite chested.
I suspect that the study was incorrectly administered and resulted in unfair bias.

Indeed, I can't see the relevance of such a study; women are obviously different from one another,coming in all shapes and sizes, there is no "norm" and if there is no physical norm how can there be a suggestion that breast size and intelligence are related? When will so-called scientific studies stop trying to generalise/average human beings and concentrate on things that DO matter . It's not as if a woman is going to be able to improve/diminish her intelligence (if it was associated with breast size) by having implants or reductions is it? FFS.

[Coito ergo sum]

No offence to whom you guess, but some of the smartest girls I've known were rather petite chested.
I suspect that the study was incorrectly administered and resulted in unfair bias.

Indeed, I can't see the relevance of such a study; women are obviously different from one another,coming in all shapes and sizes, there is no "norm" and if there is no physical norm how can there be a suggestion that breast size and intelligence are related? When will so-called scientific studies stop trying to generalise/average human beings and concentrate on things that DO matter . It's not as if a woman is going to be able to improve/diminish her intelligence (if it was associated with breast size) by having implants or reductions is it? FFS.

There is, actually. Human shapes and sizes aren't random. They appear across a normal standard distribution, in terms of height, weight, tit size, clitoris size, buttocks size, etc.

The suggestion would come, if there is one, by correlating IQ or intelligence based on some other test, as compared to breast size. The same thing could conceivably done with any measurable characteristic.

The last sentence deals with the usefulness of the study, which is, of course, separate from its accuracy or quality.

And, lastly, implants are fine. I don't begrudge any person getting anything they want done to make themselves feel better or if they think it makes them look better, and they want to look better, then that all seems fine to me. If implants made them smarter, well, added bonus!

[rachelbean]

Well, I've got big boobs and I'm smart so it must be true

[Coito ergo sum]

Well, I've got big boobs and I'm smart so it must be true

I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm going to need to examine the evidence.

[Seabass]

Well, I've got big boobs and I'm smart so it must be true

I have no boobs and I'm an idiot.

[Svartalf]

Well, I've got big boobs and I'm smart so it must be true

Actually, I just don't see what correlation there is between boob side and brain configuration.
I suspect that a truly fair study would have noted that big chested girls are actually more likely to be ditzes, not because they are naturally inclined ton but because smarts being equally distributed, girls with large assets in other departments often just don't have to use their smarts.

So now I have to kill Pappa because a girl who has both is a treasure indeed, and I want you to be mine, all mine.

[Coito ergo sum]

I would like to do a study not based on size, but based on firmness and perkiness. I plan on performing this study myself, with my own two hands....

[tattuchu]

"Hey - my brains are up HERE, buddy!"

I'm sorry...what?

[rachelbean]

I hope it was obvious that I was being sarcastic The "study" seems completely valueless as far as I can see. Even if in the few thousand test subjects, a trend was observed, that is not nearly enough data or sample size to make accurate assumptions. Especially if it was all conducted in one area. In the end if it did turn out to be correct, was would be the use of the data? To know that if you have certain genes you may have an IQ score a few points higher than others? Not exactly the kind of science that seems worth funding

[tattuchu]

I think we need a double-blind study. Or a double-bind study. Or a double mind study. Or a double fine study

Or something.

[Drewish]

See? most guys just want a really smart girl