If you go into the woods today, you better not go alone.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:01 pm

Borrowed from atheistforums.com
Not a nice story, so be warned. :what:
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A DISTRAUGHT mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs.


Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals killed her.

She screamed: “Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!’”

Her mother Tatiana said that at first thought she was joking. “But then I heard the real horror and pain in Olga’s voice, and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing.”

She added: “I could have died then and there from shock.”

Unknown to Tatiana, the bear had already killed her husband Igor Tsyganenkov – Olga’s stepfather – by overpowering him, breaking his neck and smashing his skull. Olga, a trainee psychologist, saw the attack on her stepfather in tall grass and reeds by a river in Russia and fled for 70 yards before the mother bear grabbed her leg.

As the creature toyed with her, she managed to call Tatiana several times during the prolonged attack. Tatiana rang her husband – not knowing he was already dead – but got no answer.

She alerted the police and relatives in the village of Termalniy, near Petropavlovsk Kamchatskiy, in the extreme east of Siberia.

She begged them to rush to the river where the pair had gone to retrieve a fishing rod that Igor had left.

In a second call, a weak Olga gasped: “Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They’re... eating me”.

Finally, in her last call – almost an hour after the first – Olga sensed she was on the verge of death.

With the bears having apparently left her to die, she said: “Mum, it’s not hurting anymore. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.”

The call cut off and that was the last Tatiana heard from her daughter. Half an hour later, Igor’s brother Andrei arrived with police to find the mother bear still devouring his body. Badly mauled Olga was also dead.

Six hunters were sent in by the emergency services to kill the mother bear and her three cubs.

The double killing is the latest in a spate of bear attacks across Russia, as the hungry animals seek food in areas where people have encroached and settled on their former habitat.

A weeping Tatiana said that Olga had everything to look forward to, and was happy with her life and boyfriend Stepan.

“My daughter was such fun. She was so cheerful, friendly, and warm,” said Tatiana.

“She had graduated from music school, and just days before the bear attack she got her driving ­licence.”

Her husband and daughter are due to be buried today.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:53 pm

That's about the saddest thing I've ever read.
I feel sorry for the mother, that would take a lot of getting through.
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:57 pm

:think: Being eaten by a bear and find time to make a phone call? They build them tough in Mother Russia
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:34 pm

Azathoth wrote::think: Being eaten by a bear and find time to make a phone call? They build them tough in Mother Russia
It's called being desperate. First to try to get help, then later to try and make contact one more time. I once held an utterly pointless conversation with a guy on the other end of the radio link. I hope it helped.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:48 pm

Jesus.... :?
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Post by Berthold » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:54 pm

Caveat lector

This thing has no legitimate source.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 20, 2011 2:57 pm

Berthold wrote:Caveat lector

This thing has no legitimate source.
Rumbled. :hehe:
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Post by Seth » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:44 pm

Berthold wrote:Caveat lector

This thing has no legitimate source.
Indeed. Sounds highly suspicious. But, as I've said before, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. Adapt or die.

And that's why one should have a large-caliber pistol and/or rifle when going into the woods, alone or otherwise, and know how to use it effectively. You'll note that she was not alone, until the bear killed her husband (allegedly).
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:46 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Berthold wrote:Caveat lector

This thing has no legitimate source.
Rumbled. :hehe:
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This thing has no fava beans.
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Post by Seth » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:47 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Berthold wrote:Caveat lector

This thing has no legitimate source.
Rumbled. :hehe:
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This thing has no fava beans.
Worse yet, no Chianti.
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Post by Berthold » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:37 pm

Seth wrote:And that's why one should have a large-caliber pistol and/or rifle when going into the woods, alone or otherwise, and know how to use it effectively.
Just read up on the local laws, if you make a trip to Europe. :mrgreen:

Especially if the largest predator you may encounter is a fox.

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Post by FBM » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:41 pm

The call of the wild, with a vengeance...That'll be $23.86 for the next three minutes...Please hold, your call is important to us...
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Post by klr » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:32 pm

Berthold wrote:Caveat lector

This thing has no legitimate source.
... or even Caveat Ursus arctos
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