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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:16 am

So, I've been reading Peter Hamilton and it got me thinking.

Q1: would you modify your child's genome if you could?

Q2: If yes to the above and you could only change one thing, what modifications would you make?

Q3: If yes to the above and you could change any- or everything, what modifications would you make?
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Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:10 pm

Obviously, jews and moslems will eventually find a gene that grows a penis with no foreskin. This is perfectly justifiable, because god clearly fucked up when he "designed" the human genome.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:14 pm

mistermack wrote:Obviously, jews and moslems will eventually find a gene that grows a penis with no foreskin. This is perfectly justifiable, because god clearly fucked up when he "designed" the human genome.
Don't the Jews consider the removal to be a sacrifice? So it's necessary to be born with one and then have it cut off? :axe:
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Post by Pappa » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:28 pm

I would modify my child's genome to give them superhero powers like laser eyes, invisibility, levitation and supersonic flight, superhuman strength capable of bending girders, telekinesis, time control, etc., etc....

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Post by Even Adam » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:33 pm

Pappa wrote:I would modify my child's genome to give them superhero powers like laser eyes, invisibility, levitation and supersonic flight, superhuman strength capable of bending girders, telekinesis, time control, etc., etc....
NBC Documentary Heroes teaches us that all of these things are well within the boundaries of genetics. :tup:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:39 pm

Even Adam wrote:
Pappa wrote:I would modify my child's genome to give them superhero powers like laser eyes, invisibility, levitation and supersonic flight, superhuman strength capable of bending girders, telekinesis, time control, etc., etc....
NBC Documentary Heroes teaches us that all of these things are well within the boundaries of genetics. :tup:
The Alphas have it all over "Heroes".
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Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:54 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
mistermack wrote:Obviously, jews and moslems will eventually find a gene that grows a penis with no foreskin. This is perfectly justifiable, because god clearly fucked up when he "designed" the human genome.
Don't the Jews consider the removal to be a sacrifice? So it's necessary to be born with one and then have it cut off? :axe:
I dunno. It would be hard to justify it morally, as a sacrifice. They generally try to justify it as painless and an improvement on nature.
In which case, it's no sacrifice.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:57 pm

mistermack wrote:
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mistermack wrote:Obviously, jews and moslems will eventually find a gene that grows a penis with no foreskin. This is perfectly justifiable, because god clearly fucked up when he "designed" the human genome.
Don't the Jews consider the removal to be a sacrifice? So it's necessary to be born with one and then have it cut off? :axe:
I dunno. It would be hard to justify it morally, as a sacrifice. They generally try to justify it as painless and an improvement on nature.
In which case, it's no sacrifice.
But the Covenant, IIRC, required the foreskin be sacrificed to seal the bond with God. Hard to do that without a foreskin. I wonder what happens when they're born without one naturally?
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Post by Pappa » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:21 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
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mistermack wrote:Obviously, jews and moslems will eventually find a gene that grows a penis with no foreskin. This is perfectly justifiable, because god clearly fucked up when he "designed" the human genome.
Don't the Jews consider the removal to be a sacrifice? So it's necessary to be born with one and then have it cut off? :axe:
I dunno. It would be hard to justify it morally, as a sacrifice. They generally try to justify it as painless and an improvement on nature.
In which case, it's no sacrifice.
But the Covenant, IIRC, required the foreskin be sacrificed to seal the bond with God. Hard to do that without a foreskin. I wonder what happens when they're born without one naturally?
So... kinda like a pre-sacrifice. :tea:

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Post by Even Adam » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:24 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:But the Covenant, IIRC, required the foreskin be sacrificed to seal the bond with God. Hard to do that without a foreskin. I wonder what happens when they're born without one naturally?
Good took it beforehand. It's like when restaurants include the tip on the bill. :nono:
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Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:12 pm

I walked past a synagogue the other day, and there was a little boy sat on the steps crying.
I asked him what was wrong, and he said that the Rabbi had nicked his pullover.
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Post by Tero » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:41 am

No. All or none deal. Abort at early stage.

That said, I would make it illegal to determine the sex of the kid by means other than ultrasound.

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Post by Ian » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:06 am

The only stuff I'd modify is any genetic anomalies that predispose them towards severe physical/mental problems, such as alcoholism, morbid obesity, heart defects, etc. I wouldn't try to tinker with anything that promised to make them exceptionally intelligent or very tall, etc.

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Post by Robert_S » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:10 am

Ian wrote:The only stuff I'd modify is any genetic anomalies that predispose them towards severe physical/mental problems, such as alcoholism, morbid obesity, heart defects, etc. I wouldn't try to tinker with anything that promised to make them exceptionally intelligent or very tall, etc.
That's my sentiment. But if it was well tested with most of the bugs worked out and everyone else was doing it, then not doing it would be placing them at a disadvantage. It would be like making them dumber and shorter.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:13 am

I would gm the shit out of kids. They'd shoot lasers from their eyes.

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