Pubes?

User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:59 pm

What's the point of pubes? They just get in your teeth, can get trapped in your foreskin, and sometimes in your fly (ouch), and I don't want to even remember the time I found one in my cheeseburger.

If Evilooshun was true, we'd have lost our pubes along with the the rest of our body hair.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

devogue

Re: Pubes?

Post by devogue » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:17 pm

I love a good mouthful of fuzzy pubes. There's something very animal about them. :grr:

User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:18 pm

devogue wrote:I love a good mouthful of fuzzy pubes. There's something very animal about them. :grr:
You can be picking the fuckers out for days! And when one goes down the back of your throat :|~
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

User avatar
M
Arm wrestling champion
Posts: 3688
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:35 pm
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by M » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:25 pm

If intelligent design were true, we'd all have one part of a popper in our heads to stop our hats blowing off.
Bloody Greta Garbo

User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:26 pm

MCJ wrote:If intelligent design were true, we'd all have one part of a popper in our heads to stop our hats blowing off.
How do you explain ears then? They were clearly designed to hold your spectacles in place.

ID 1 - Evo 0
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

User avatar
M
Arm wrestling champion
Posts: 3688
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:35 pm
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by M » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:37 pm

pawiz wrote:
MCJ wrote:If intelligent design were true, we'd all have one part of a popper in our heads to stop our hats blowing off.
How do you explain ears then? They were clearly designed to hold your spectacles in place.

ID 1 - Evo 0
Hairy armipts and pubes - god's way of covering up poor joints where he put the limbs on?
Bloody Greta Garbo

devogue

Re: Pubes?

Post by devogue » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:37 pm

pawiz wrote:
devogue wrote:I love a good mouthful of fuzzy pubes. There's something very animal about them. :grr:
You can be picking the fuckers out for days! And when one goes down the back of your throat :|~
Lick them, don't bite! :fp:

User avatar
M
Arm wrestling champion
Posts: 3688
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:35 pm
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by M » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:39 pm

Cheaper than dental floss, too.
Bloody Greta Garbo

User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:39 pm

MCJ wrote:Cheaper than dental floss, too.
Not at $200 an hour it's not ($300 if you want anal).
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

devogue

Re: Pubes?

Post by devogue » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:40 pm

pawiz wrote:
MCJ wrote:Cheaper than dental floss, too.
Not at $200 an hour it's not ($300 if you want anal).
lol. Your mum's not that dear, and you know it.

User avatar
Feck
.
.
Posts: 28391
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:25 pm
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by Feck » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:45 pm

Pubes /no Pubes all can be accommodated but Please not stubble! Not only does it chafe the hell out of your tackle but it tends to combine with my beard like velcro !
:hoverdog: :hoverdog: :hoverdog: :hoverdog:
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread

User avatar
M
Arm wrestling champion
Posts: 3688
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:35 pm
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by M » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:49 pm

pawiz wrote:
MCJ wrote:Cheaper than dental floss, too.
Not at $200 an hour it's not ($300 if you want anal).
You want your arse flossed? I said dental floss, not high tensile cabling.
Bloody Greta Garbo

User avatar
stripes4
Mrs Pawiz esq.
Posts: 8013
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:22 pm
About me: lucky
happy
bossy
lumpy
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by stripes4 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:35 pm

I'm just not getting how you are getting them in your mouths? :cry:
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there

User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:37 pm

stripes4 wrote:I'm just not getting how you are getting them in your mouths? :cry:
See this http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 87#p723887
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

Coito ergo sum
Posts: 32040
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Contact:

Re: Pubes?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:41 pm

Pubic hair became bushy and prominent after our ancestors split from non-human primates, when we lost most of our other body hair. As it disappeared, human pubic hair acquired a new role as a prominent sexual ornament, a visual signal of sexual maturity and possibly a reservoir for sexual pheromones. Or, maybe not.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Majestic-12 [Bot] and 1 guest