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NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:04 am

As the end result of a contrived series of events, a NASA representative turns up at your door and announces that YOU have $1 Billion to spend on a space mission. YOU get to decide. What would you go for? It's enough for a medium sized space telescope, or a planetary orbiter and lander, or maybe a
mission to the Oort Cloud. Or maybe spend it on research into new forms of propulsion.

How would you spend NASA's money?

Me, I'd quite like a closer look at the "tiger stripes" of Enceladus....

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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Pappa » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:36 am

I'd spend it on developing the technology to make it look more Steampunk.

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Post by FBM » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:47 am

First, I'd get NASA to probe Uranus. With the leftover $$, I'd get them to send something to check out the 7th planet a bit more closely.
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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:52 am

God damn it! That's the last time I start a serious thread!

Still, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I'd spond the money on putting a gigantic "Hello Kitty" in geosynchronous orbit over North Korea, fully visible from the ground at all times.
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Post by Feck » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:55 am

I'd put more weapons in space to protect The land of the free and the home of the brave from Terrorists :hehe:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:58 am

My poor thread lies in ashes.
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Post by Pappa » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:00 am

A serious answer? I would spend it on creating a multi-functional moon base.
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Post by FBM » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:07 am

Seriously, I'd get them to invest it all into searching for extraterrestrial life, "intelligent" or otherwise. That's a nut we need to crack. Srsly.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:42 am

A space telescope with the grunt to analyse the atmospheric composition of extra-solar planets would be nice.
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Post by Robert_S » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:58 am

I'll go with long-term sustainable moon base.
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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:03 am

Not sure how much moon base $1Billion will buy you....
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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Pappa » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:18 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:Not sure how much moon base $1Billion will buy you....
How much for a moon base?

"less than the $104 billion cost of getting there"

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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:22 am

I reckon a fully functional moon base would cost at least $37,249,127,000.

$1 Billion gets you a Cassini style mission, at current prices.
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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by Robert_S » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:57 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I reckon a fully functional moon base would cost at least $37,249,127,000.

$1 Billion gets you a Cassini style mission, at current prices.
We could make up the difference by selling advertising.
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Re: NASA Mission: YOU Decide....

Post by devogue » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:03 pm

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