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"So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by Chinaski » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:52 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... -lung.html

Instead of cancer, he had a small fir tree growing in his lung. Wow.
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by Pappa » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:53 am

FrigidSymphony wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... -lung.html

Instead of cancer, he had a small fir tree growing in his lung. Wow.
I read about that. It's amazing, but I suppose it's a good place for germination... warm, moist, dark.
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Post by Chinaski » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:02 pm

How long 'till the manual insemination of certain herbs for remedial uses? Or narcotic? Imagine a field of mini marijuana plants growing inside you.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:04 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:How long 'till the manual insemination of certain herbs for remedial uses? Or narcotic? Imagine a field of mini marijuana plants growing inside you.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:41 pm

Which branch of the hospital was he taken to? The tree-surgeons?
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Post by Pappa » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:42 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Which branch of the hospital was he taken to? The tree-surgeons?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:52 pm

What did you expect? You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I'd leave a punning opportunity like that. Don't let it needle you.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:11 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What did you expect? You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I'd leave a punning opportunity like that. Don't let it needle you.
Oh leaf it out! I wonder where this all stems from. I wooden believe it unless I saw it.

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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:19 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What did you expect? You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I'd leave a punning opportunity like that. Don't let it needle you.
Oh leaf it out! I wonder where this all stems from. I wooden believe it unless I saw it.
Fir enough. I'd need a bloody good resin to believe it too. I still say this thread needs sprucing up a bit though.
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by klr » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:21 pm

Someone should have nipped this thread in the bud before it took root ... :levi:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:26 pm

klr wrote:Someone should have nipped this thread in the bud before it took root ... :levi:
Yep. It's gone such a lung way now.
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by cowiz » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:50 pm

Did he get over it or was he sycamore?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:57 pm

pawiz wrote:Did he get over it or was he sycamore?
Yew tell me! :dono:
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by cowiz » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:00 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
pawiz wrote:Did he get over it or was he sycamore?
Yew tell me! :dono:
I wood but I don't know the answer
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:05 pm

It's getting to be quite a poplar thread this.
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