In fact there are tree times as many posts on this thread than any otherXamonas Chegwé wrote:It's getting to be quite a poplar thread this.
"So relieved it's not cancer"
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Who wood have thought it?pawiz wrote:In fact there are tree times as many posts on this thread than any otherXamonas Chegwé wrote:It's getting to be quite a poplar thread this.
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Aha we meet again, you my larch enemy!!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Who wood have thought it?pawiz wrote:In fact there are tree times as many posts on this thread than any otherXamonas Chegwé wrote:It's getting to be quite a poplar thread this.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Wow this is getting quite pinecorny...pawiz wrote:Aha we meet again, you my larch enemy!!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Who wood have thought it?pawiz wrote:In fact there are tree times as many posts on this thread than any otherXamonas Chegwé wrote:It's getting to be quite a poplar thread this.
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It's also a massive derail by a moderator yet again
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Hey if that guy's tree fruited in his lungs would it be a chestnut?
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How did you fig-ure that out?AshtonBlack wrote:Hey if that guy's tree fruited in his lungs would it be a chestnut?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I kept palm and though until I was plum out of thoughts.pawiz wrote:How did you fig-ure that out?AshtonBlack wrote:Hey if that guy's tree fruited in his lungs would it be a chestnut?
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So a discussion about possible medical alternatives leaves you cold, but start with the punning and there's no stopping ya...
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Paco wrote:It's also a massive derail by a moderator yet again
Where else was the thread ever going to go but down into a black-hole of punnery?
I suppose we could have discussed the effect of this chap's deforestation on global warming, perhaps debated whether a seedling was really a tree, or merely a collection of cells and whether it had a right to life.
Apart from that, it was always going to be puns. I am holly convinced of that.
It would make a great episode of House too!
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
The bloke had a tree growing in his lung? What medical alternative to cutting it out can you think of? Weedkiller injections perhaps?FrigidSymphony wrote:So a discussion about possible medical alternatives leaves you cold, but start with the punning and there's no stopping ya...
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Napalm.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bloke had a tree growing in his lung? What medical alternative to cutting it out can you think of? Weedkiller injections perhaps?FrigidSymphony wrote:So a discussion about possible medical alternatives leaves you cold, but start with the punning and there's no stopping ya...
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I meant the plethora of possibilities opened up by the idea of planting something inside of you. Maybe there's a tree that secretes aphrodisiacs or viagra-like substances!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bloke had a tree growing in his lung? What medical alternative to cutting it out can you think of? Weedkiller injections perhaps?FrigidSymphony wrote:So a discussion about possible medical alternatives leaves you cold, but start with the punning and there's no stopping ya...
Is there for honest poverty
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That hangs his heid and a' that
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Indeed. But why would (no pun) you possibly compromise your respiratory system, with a foreign object? and I'm not going to even mention the amount of pain that this would cause.FrigidSymphony wrote:I meant the plethora of possibilities opened up by the idea of planting something inside of you. Maybe there's a tree that secretes aphrodisiacs or viagra-like substances!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The bloke had a tree growing in his lung? What medical alternative to cutting it out can you think of? Weedkiller injections perhaps?FrigidSymphony wrote:So a discussion about possible medical alternatives leaves you cold, but start with the punning and there's no stopping ya...
A typical seed requires no sunlight, at the beginning, to germinate. What do you think happens when that energy is used up? It dies.... and rots.
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You spend an hour with your mouth open towards the sun each day. It could even be hooked up to your bloodstream to provide oxygen. We could be amphibious!!
Is there for honest poverty
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The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
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That hangs his heid and a' that
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We dare be puir for a' that.
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