'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

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'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu May 20, 2010 5:22 pm


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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 5:24 pm

Does this mean I can have my monkey with the head of a cat, finally?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 20, 2010 5:25 pm

Crocoducks for everyone! :woot:
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Post by Rum » Thu May 20, 2010 5:27 pm

A bit of border terrier with border spliced in!

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Post by RuleBritannia » Thu May 20, 2010 5:41 pm

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Post by devogue » Thu May 20, 2010 5:43 pm

Wow. This is really good.

Someone get Cali to explain it better.

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Post by AshtonBlack » Thu May 20, 2010 5:45 pm

http://www.jcvi.org/cms/research/projec ... /overview/


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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by newolder » Thu May 20, 2010 7:03 pm

What's next? A brain made of silicon + i-bacteria, on the interubez, pwning catz?
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Post by devogue » Thu May 20, 2010 7:05 pm

I wonder what the funky new shit will evolve in to. :pop:

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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu May 20, 2010 7:06 pm

the real bacteria won't like it "They're takin' ur juuuuurbs!"


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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 20, 2010 7:07 pm

devogue wrote:I wonder what the funky new shit will evolve in to. :pop:
Probably a vast army of these. :?
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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by devogue » Thu May 20, 2010 7:07 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:the real bacteria won't like it "They're takin' ur juuuuurbs!
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Yes!

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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Thu May 20, 2010 9:31 pm

I don't know WHAT the fuck any of that shit says, but does this mean I can have cat ears placed on my head now that can work with my body? :ask:
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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by colubridae » Thu May 20, 2010 10:00 pm

Not sure but didn't mandelson promise to turn away from islam if someone created life...

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Re: 'Artificial life' breakthrough announced by scientists

Post by tattuchu » Thu May 20, 2010 10:04 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Does this mean I can have my monkey with the head of a cat, finally?


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