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by FBM » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:29 am
Loki wrote:Hotpants.
I suppose Mad Hatter has a certain appeal, but shouldn't you ease into the relationship a bit more slowly?

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by Trolldor » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:33 am
Bend over Loki, I'm going in dry.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:47 am
Coffee pots. FTW.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:50 am
Anybody said "bacon" yet?
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:51 am
Gawdzilla wrote:Anybody said "bacon" yet?
I was going to give an honourable mention to the first chap to look at a wild boar and think, "you know, if one sliced a thin strip off that thing..."
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by stripes4 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:53 am
The match
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:54 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Anybody said "bacon" yet?
I was going to give an honourable mention to the first chap to look at a wild boar and think, "you know, if one sliced a thin strip off that thing..."
I used to be impressed by the first person to eat an oyster. Then I noticed that otters and monkeys eat them all the time, so not so much now.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:54 am
stripes4 wrote:The match
Flint and steel.
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:55 am
The belt. Imagine the problems arising from falling trousers before the belt was invented.
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by stripes4 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:57 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:The belt. Imagine the problems arising from falling trousers before the belt was invented.
I suppose folk just had to brace themselves.
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by Clinton Huxley » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:59 am
stripes4 wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:The belt. Imagine the problems arising from falling trousers before the belt was invented.
I suppose folk just had to brace themselves.
Exactly! Which led to the back problems suffered by Homo sapiens.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:59 am
stripes4 wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:The belt. Imagine the problems arising from falling trousers before the belt was invented.
I suppose folk just had to brace themselves.
I had suspended mention of braces to allow someone else to get a lift from saying that.
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by Loki » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:09 pm
The Mad Hatter wrote:Bend over Loki, I'm going in dry.
I wish someone had listed lube.

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by stripes4 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:10 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:stripes4 wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:The belt. Imagine the problems arising from falling trousers before the belt was invented.
I suppose folk just had to brace themselves.
I had suspended mention of braces to allow someone else to get a lift from saying that.
Very generous sir

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