Mutant man eating catfish?

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:55 am

rachelsinatra wrote:
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JimC wrote:I still want to see the pictures of the mutant man, as he eats the catfish! :lay:
That's the way I read it too. :hehe:
Me too. I'm very disappointed :nono:
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:06 am

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by kiki5711 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:16 am

My husband makes the best catfish, it just falls apart in your mouth. Of course they are not the 7ft monsters. Maybe they are mutating due from polluted waters?

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:45 pm

kiki5711 wrote:My husband makes the best catfish, it just falls apart in your mouth. Of course they are not the 7ft monsters. Maybe they are mutating due from polluted waters?
I didn't know biotech had advanced so far - he actually makes them from scratch! :o :shock:



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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by CJ » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:30 pm

rachelsinatra wrote:
Faithfree wrote:
JimC wrote:I still want to see the pictures of the mutant man, as he eats the catfish! :lay:
That's the way I read it too. :hehe:
Me too. I'm very disappointed :nono:
Me too! I want a mutant man, eating catfish!

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by CJ » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:31 pm

kiki5711 wrote:My husband makes the best catfish, it just falls apart in your mouth. Of course they are not the 7ft monsters. Maybe they are mutating due from polluted waters?
Your husband surly cooks catfish very well. Unless of course he just happens to be God :shock:

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by SPMaximus » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:15 am

Update!

Mutant foot eating fish!

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by CJ » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:50 am

SPMaximus wrote:Update!

Mutant foot eating fish!

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:09 pm

CJ wrote:
kiki5711 wrote:My husband makes the best catfish, it just falls apart in your mouth. Of course they are not the 7ft monsters. Maybe they are mutating due from polluted waters?
Your husband surly cooks catfish very well. Unless of course he just happens to be God :shock:
Why is he surly just because he cooks catfish? :dono:
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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by kiki5711 » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:01 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
CJ wrote:
kiki5711 wrote:My husband makes the best catfish, it just falls apart in your mouth. Of course they are not the 7ft monsters. Maybe they are mutating due from polluted waters?
Your husband surly cooks catfish very well. Unless of course he just happens to be God :shock:
Why is he surly just because he cooks catfish? :dono:
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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by Animavore » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:08 pm

The thread title is so misleading :lay:
I thought it was going to be about a circus freak having dinner.

It should be Mutant Man-Eating Catfish.

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:11 pm

Psi Wavefunction wrote:
rachelsinatra wrote:
Faithfree wrote:
JimC wrote:I still want to see the pictures of the mutant man, as he eats the catfish! :lay:
That's the way I read it too. :hehe:
Me too. I'm very disappointed :nono:
We are one collective one-track mind... :shifty: :hehe:
I'm so late to the game... :nono:
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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by kiki5711 » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:36 am

JimC wrote:
kiki5711 wrote:My husband makes the best catfish, it just falls apart in your mouth. Of course they are not the 7ft monsters. Maybe they are mutating due from polluted waters?
I didn't know biotech had advanced so far - he actually makes them from scratch! :o :shock:



:mrgreen:

(in the spirit of where this thread went...) :hehe:
:biggrin: :biggrin: if they were made of computer chips, I'd bet he could make the best one. But, what I was trying to say he really is a good cook. :food: :food:

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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

Post by Mung Bean » Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:28 am

JimC wrote:The best way to test this would be placing recently dead humans in that stretch of water (anchored in some way), with underwater cameras at the ready... :eddy:

There are religions that leave the dead on towers to be eaten by vultures - this would be no different, in principle...
That's the Zoroastrians, although apparently they have had some problems with the neighbours in parts of India. Having a vulture dropping corpse bits in your backyard can be rather annoying. Consequently they don't use the Towers of Silence if they are living in urban areas.
Then again, I suppose it does not test whether the fish in question could subdue a live, struggling human...
Well you could test that too. Shouldn't be all that difficult to arrange.
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Re: Mutant man eating catfish?

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