Finally, a use for all those discarded foreskins

[JimC]

Nothing yet in my mousetraps.
It's probably just as well. My eyesight's not up to circumcising mice these days.
And anyway, it could be embarrassing if female mice began to find my scalp irresistible.

You need to find yourself a good mouse plague -

- and carry a stick to beat off those female mice.

They should be in a great big simmering pot, with some herbs, garlic and white wine...

[mistermack]

You would think that you'd get an explosion in the snake population, to go with the mice.
Maybe they could be frozen, and sold to zoos. That's that sorted.

Now find a use for flies, and Australia could really take off.