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by Rum » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:29 pm
andrewclunn wrote:Violate the principle of conservation of energy by increasing the amount of energy generated be sub atomic fusion by 0.0000000001% in the hopes that this would allow the universe to avoid eventually defaulting to a dead empty space just above absolute zero.
No internet then...?
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by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:44 pm
Dunno. Maybe rig things so that some of these attemps at perpetual motion/free energy attempts actually work.
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by mistermack » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:50 pm
Rum wrote:andrewclunn wrote:Violate the principle of conservation of energy by increasing the amount of energy generated be sub atomic fusion by 0.0000000001% in the hopes that this would allow the universe to avoid eventually defaulting to a dead empty space just above absolute zero.
No internet then...?
Bugger that. 295 degrees above absolute zero is more like it. We could all live in nice warm space stations then, instead of this poxy little planet. And the internet would work ok.
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by Rum » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:05 pm
mistermack wrote:Rum wrote:andrewclunn wrote:Violate the principle of conservation of energy by increasing the amount of energy generated be sub atomic fusion by 0.0000000001% in the hopes that this would allow the universe to avoid eventually defaulting to a dead empty space just above absolute zero.
No internet then...?
Bugger that. 295 degrees above absolute zero is more like it. We could all live in nice warm space stations then, instead of this poxy little planet. And the internet would work ok.
Glad to hear lolcats will still be available at the end of the universe.
Was worried for a moment there..
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by Mysturji » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:18 pm
Besides the obvious choices like repealing death (except when voluntary), the conservation of energy (I can haz majix!) and reducing gravity, I would repeal the inverse-square law of male/female libido, so that all women are constantly as horny as me. That way I'd stand a snowball's chance of getting laid.
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by borealis » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:20 pm
Conservation of linear momentum. No need for seat belts anymore
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by mistermack » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:39 pm
Perhaps you could repeal Sods law, that says that if something's going to fail, it does so the very next day after the warranty runs out.
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by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:39 pm
That Jews were nice people.
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by Audley Strange » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:04 pm
Escape velocity by merely jumping.
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by mistermack » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:47 pm
Audley Strange wrote:Escape velocity by merely jumping.
How are you going to break it to the Kangaroos?
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by MiM » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:06 pm
The second law of thermodynamics. All it does is mess things up
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by Audley Strange » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:19 am
mistermack wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Escape velocity by merely jumping.
How are you going to break it to the Kangaroos?
They can evolve of burn up, I give not a shit about kangaroos.
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by JimC » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:47 am
Audley Strange wrote:mistermack wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Escape velocity by merely jumping.
How are you going to break it to the Kangaroos?
They can evolve of burn up, I give not a shit about kangaroos.
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by mistermack » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:53 pm
JimC wrote:Audley Strange wrote:mistermack wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Escape velocity by merely jumping.
How are you going to break it to the Kangaroos?
They can evolve of burn up, I give not a shit about kangaroos.
The revenge of the marsupials be upon you...
Yeh, put that in your pouch and smoke it.
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by Warren Dew » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:45 am
I'd be far to worried about unintended consequences to change a basic law of nature.
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