Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

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Re: Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

Post by Rum » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:46 am

Only if it's a Morphy Richards! :smug:
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Re: Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:08 pm

I have been on e-bay buying rice from Japan - plan is to boil it down to a gloop, dry it out into Pop Tart sized squares and then bake in the microwave.

Initially testing is hopeful. The Rice Tarts glow in the dark and I have used 3 to power Huddersfield - albeit, to be fair they are mostly still on gas up there. and candles.

Dentonation will be by Toaster. I have put an advert in the local job centre. for a Muslim.
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Re: Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

Post by Geoff » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:12 pm

Santa_Claus wrote: Dentonation..
Exploding teeth? :dunno:
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Re: Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:18 pm

Geoff wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote: Dentonation..
Exploding teeth? :dunno:
When the button is pressed you will need to brace yourself........
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Re: Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:27 pm

Large Hadron Toaster is being built secretly under Bella's house.
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Re: Can a Toaster be used to split an Atom?

Post by egbert » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:39 pm

Geoff wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote: Dentonation..
Exploding teeth? :dunno:
The New Improved PoliGrip - now with Semtex! :ab:
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