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Re: Pubes?

Post by stripes4 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:43 pm

I just can't wait to grow them
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there

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Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:45 pm

stripes4 wrote:I just can't wait to grow them
I had to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Pubes?

Post by stripes4 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:47 pm

pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I just can't wait to grow them
I had to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
Sex is disgusting and only for making babies. God said so.
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there

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Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:49 pm

stripes4 wrote:
pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I just can't wait to grow them
I had to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
Sex is disgusting and only for making babies. God said so.
That bullshit. If that were true, he would not have snuck into my dorm that night when I was on Catholic retreat.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Pubes?

Post by stripes4 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:52 pm

pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:
pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I just can't wait to grow them
I had to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
Sex is disgusting and only for making babies. God said so.
That bullshit. If that were true, he would not have snuck into my dorm that night when I was on Catholic retreat.
That was me. I had a beard on to fool you :awesome:
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there

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Re: Pubes?

Post by cowiz » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:53 pm

stripes4 wrote:
pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:
pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I just can't wait to grow them
I had to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
Sex is disgusting and only for making babies. God said so.
That bullshit. If that were true, he would not have snuck into my dorm that night when I was on Catholic retreat.
That was me. I had a beard on to fool you :awesome:
It wasn't on your face
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Pubes?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:53 pm

stripes4 wrote:
pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I just can't wait to grow them
I had to stand on a chair to reach puberty.
Sex is disgusting and only for making babies. God said so.
...except if the altar boy is cute. Father John said so.

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Re: Pubes?

Post by hadespussercats » Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:52 pm

When we were little, my sister thought pubes were like velcro, to help hold people together during sex.
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Re: Pubes?

Post by M » Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:58 pm

hadespussercats wrote:When we were little, my sister thought pubes were like velcro, to help hold people together during sex.
I'm using that one with my kids. :hehe:
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Re: Pubes?

Post by Millefleur » Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:59 pm

hadespussercats wrote:When we were little, my sister thought pubes were like velcro, to help hold people together during sex.
That is adorable :hehe:

True story: :? I was an 'early' developer, when my mum first saw I had pubes as I was getting ready for a bath she burst out laughing thinking I'd glued cat hair to myself and pulled them. No joke :? :funny: :funny: :funny:
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