ScholasticSpastic wrote:We have zero post docs. I'm the closest thing to a post doc on my campus. But we do have a Nicolet FT-IR, a 40 MHz NMR, a pretty fancy UV-vis spectrometer, and a single unit resolution (quadrapole) GC-MS. In addition, we, too, have a couple of centrifuges which I prefer to run from the other room lest their intimations of impending destruction turn out to be sincere. I'm pretty sure that our autoclave is older than the building and it's defo older than me.
Don't get me started on the autoclaves... ours are about as old as the building, and the building is quite literally falling apart (the whole top floor leaks in random places). We luckily have two autoclaves, so the whole breaking down every couple of weeks thing isn't as debilitating as it could've been. But the building is worse -- single pane glass (Vancouver specialty, from what I've seen so far), no heating on weekends (it does get below 0 outside pretty often!), and one of the 0.5M$ confocals in the basement was damaged by... water leakage. Scratch what I said about the top floor leaking in random places -- the whole fucking building leaks in random places!
Oh, speaking of buildings... they're building this new "Biodiversity Centre" where a few labs will be moving this summer. Walking by there, we noticed the walls inside (it's lit at night) were BRIGHT red. We thought it was just, you know, some part of the construction process, perhaps protective cover on the walls while they're finishing stuff. Apparently, the architect was on crack and decided that bright red was an ideal interior colour for a research facility. You know, let's make all those poor labrats ANGRY, ARGHHHH. The conference room is red too -- pity anyone who has a defense there. Some of the labs complained so they repainted the lab interiors white, but the rest of the building is still fucked up. The lunch rooms are black, or so I've heard.
And to top it all off, they decided to cover the fucking place with "chicken wire" -- a random cage about TWO metres from the window with metal bars every 5cm. Yeah, I don't think I even wanna know WTF was going on there...
And they ran out of funding, so the labs have to actually move their benches to the new building.... a lab without benches = WTF!
That's what my university gets for planning/executing grandiose Ooooh Lets Show off for the 2010 Olympics!!!1! projects in the worst economic times since the Great Depression...
