Hear about the latest pocket sized cold fusion reactor?

[Cormac]

I think it will work. Jeebus and his dad will pull all of the extra neutron thingies off of the hydrogens and magically glue them to the nickels to make dimes! Then the dimes can be changed into copper cents. Simples.*

Makes cents to me!

Nonsense, that is not at all scientific.

It is the interface with the quantum energies inherent in between vertical energy waves, which scientific studies have shown contain exponential quantities of hidden energies, that can only be accessed by copper bracelets rubbed against nickel...

Have you bought one of my quantum energy bracelets? They're great for wellness!

[Feck]

I think it will work. Jeebus and his dad will pull all of the extra neutron thingies off of the hydrogens and magically glue them to the nickels to make dimes! Then the dimes can be changed into copper cents. Simples.*

Makes cents to me!

Nonsense, that is not at all scientific.

It is the interface with the quantum energies inherent in between vertical energy waves, which scientific studies have shown contain exponential quantities of hidden energies, that can only be accessed by copper bracelets rubbed against nickel...

Have you bought one of my quantum energy bracelets? They're great for wellness!

No, but can I sell you some magnets for your car ,you put them on the fuel lines and they line up the fuel molecules so they burn better ..saves you gallons of fuel (when used with my save fuel tips ) I got testimonials and everything

[Cormac]

I think it will work. Jeebus and his dad will pull all of the extra neutron thingies off of the hydrogens and magically glue them to the nickels to make dimes! Then the dimes can be changed into copper cents. Simples.*

Makes cents to me!

Nonsense, that is not at all scientific.

It is the interface with the quantum energies inherent in between vertical energy waves, which scientific studies have shown contain exponential quantities of hidden energies, that can only be accessed by copper bracelets rubbed against nickel...

Have you bought one of my quantum energy bracelets? They're great for wellness!

No, but can I sell you some magnets for your car ,you put them on the fuel lines and they line up the fuel molecules so they burn better ..saves you gallons of fuel (when used with my save fuel tips ) I got testimonials and everything

Bet you don't have as many testimonials as I typed ... er... have.