Internet - For Great Justice!

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Internet - For Great Justice!

Post by Trolldor » Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:59 pm

http://www.americasnewsonline.com/inter ... prize-903/
The Internet has become an important part of people’s lives. According to British media reports, the Norwegian Nobel Committee confirmed that the Internet will “compete” in this year’s Nobel Peace Prize.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: Internet - For Great Justice!

Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:36 am

Wait, what just happened..?

The internet's a person? IT'S ALIIIIVE!!!!
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I thank your holy might, for making me both rich and white"

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Re: Internet - For Great Justice!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:39 am

So, if it wins, do we all get to share the money? :dono:
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