Can jesus go faster than light?
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Can jesus go faster than light?
Fuck me
It's his cosmos
his theory
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It's his cosmos
his theory
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Jesus is the light.
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Yes but quess who is charge of all the dark matter 





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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
There is far more dark matter in the universe than normal, light matter :twisted:
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
I just watched the star-treck movie on DVD...Animavore wrote:There is far more dark matter in the universe than normal, light matter :twisted:
Fuck they used .... RED matter
That serious...
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.
Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?
I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over.
Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?
I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over.

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.
Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?
I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.
I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.
That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.
By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.
What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
With The Lord, the impossible becomes possible. There. Sorted 

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Look it up on Wikicolubridae wrote:I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.
Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?
I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.
I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.
That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.
By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.
What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....
tj





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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Feck wrote:Look it up on Wikicolubridae wrote:I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.
Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?
I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.
I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.
That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.
By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.
What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....
tj
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
He who made the law can break the law!tattuchu wrote:With The Lord, the impossible becomes possible. There. Sorted
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Sounds right to me.colubridae wrote:I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.
Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?
I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.
I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.
That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.
By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.
What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....
tj
'Something else' travelling at a constant speed of 0.5c in all frames of reference would have the same effect as light travelling at c does in the Einsteinian model. Light would not be capable of travelling faster than 0,5c in that case, because that would mean that there were frames of reference in which it could arrive before it left, or at exactly the same time! Essentially, light would become the hypothetical, faster-than-light object that is impossible if c is fixed.
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?
Jesus is God, and God don't move because he is everywhere!
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