What causes wind?

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What causes wind?

Post by Lozzer » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:15 pm

What causes wind?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:15 pm

Lozzer wrote:What causes wind?
Burritos.


And convection.
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Post by klr » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:17 pm

Lozzer wrote:What causes wind?
Wind is caused by differences in pressure ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind#Cause

That's just what I would have guessed ... :levi:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:38 pm

It's just god farting. :biggrin:
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Post by devogue » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:19 pm

Lozzer wrote:What causes wind?
When all of the leaves in the Amazon wake up every morning they have to stretch (usually to the sound effect of My Little Pony Rainbows). When they do so, they stir the ether, which is a substance made up of invisible melted windows, mirrors and very light water which we all breathe to stay alive (and which airplanes fly in with the power of big radios on their wings that say woooooosh).

When the leaves flutter they therefore create wind, and this wind is jostled about by other winds created from various sources such as prostitutes sighing wistfully, fart wafting and rabbits' involuntary vaginal utterances.

When these are all mixed together they float about the world, and push clouds about in a constant pattern which means it always fucking rains on fucking Ireland.

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Post by klr » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:39 pm

Devogue wrote:
Lozzer wrote:What causes wind?
When all of the leaves in the Amazon wake up every morning they have to stretch (usually to the sound effect of My Little Pony Rainbows). When they do so, they stir the ether, which is a substance made up of invisible melted windows, mirrors and very light water which we all breathe to stay alive (and which airplanes fly in with the power of big radios on their wings that say woooooosh).

When the leaves flutter they therefore create wind, and this wind is jostled about by other winds created from various sources such as prostitutes sighing wistfully, fart wafting and rabbits' involuntary vaginal utterances.

When these are all mixed together they float about the world, and push clouds about in a constant pattern which means it always fucking rains on fucking Ireland.
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