The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:34 am

They should all of them go spread islam to the sun...
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:48 am

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It's not stupid. It's a relevant ethical question. Can we send people to Mars when we can't get them back home and they have no means of survival for more than a short time.
I saw a documentary about that. You can easily grow potatoes in your own poop to survive.
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by NineBerry » Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:56 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:48 am
NineBerry wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:37 am
It's not stupid. It's a relevant ethical question. Can we send people to Mars when we can't get them back home and they have no means of survival for more than a short time.
I saw a documentary about that. You can easily grow potatoes in your own poop to survive.
Yes, notice the photo I posted above. But that guy only had to survive until a rescue team arrived.

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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:40 pm

We should encourage them.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:08 pm

But we can't let them get to the oil of Mars first. We need to call Bruce Willis stat!
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by Seabass » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:05 pm

Just what we need, Space Muzzies. :nono:

They'll want a Martian caliphate, of course... :bored:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:20 pm

Perhaps they're just looking for the seventh heaven.
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by JimC » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:20 pm

pErvinalia wrote:
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Spreading Islam (to Mars) is surely a righteous reason. :tea:
Convert those tentacled aliens to Islam by the sword!
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by laklak » Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:40 pm

They're taking the Muzzies to Isenmars!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:24 am

JimC wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:20 pm
pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:30 am
Spreading Islam (to Mars) is surely a righteous reason. :tea:
Convert those tentacled aliens to Islam by the sword!
well, the aliens will de muslimize their would be conquerors... :probe:
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by Hermit » Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:26 am

NineBerry wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:29 am
Hermit wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:57 am
NineBerry wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:37 am
It's not stupid. It's a relevant ethical question. Can we send people to Mars when we can't get them back home and they have no means of survival for more than a short time.
The hypocrisy is enormous. What do those Islamic scholars say about the encouragement for volunteers to blow themselves up in the name of Allah? Oh, right. They are rewarded with 72 virgins in their afterlife.

Fuck off, Sunni Muslim ethicists.
for no “righteous reason,”
A bit like the Judaeo/Christian "Thou shalt not kill" then. There is so much small print to consider, and there are so many possible interpretations thereof that theologians can argue forever what is justified and what is not. My guess is that if there is some real or perceived advantage for a Muslim power to send people to Mars there will be plenty of Imams who approve of doing so, and they will find plenty of support in the Qu'ran, the Sunnah and hadith for it.
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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:32 am

Indeed, and well put Hermit.
Imagine that. I guess it's only coincidental that you'd already be the perfect citizen in the ideal world you're selling.

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Re: The Muzzies Are Going To Mars!

Post by devogue » Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:21 am

Hermit wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:57 am
NineBerry wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:37 am
It's not stupid. It's a relevant ethical question. Can we send people to Mars when we can't get them back home and they have no means of survival for more than a short time.
The hypocrisy is enormous. What do those Islamic scholars say about the encouragement for volunteers to blow themselves up in the name of Allah? Oh, right. They are rewarded with 72 virgins in their afterlife.

Fuck off, Sunni Muslim ethicists.
If we put some Jews on Mars first perhaps they can go first and suicide them 'n all.

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