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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by Cunt » Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:18 pm

We had to stop using paper bags because acid rain would extinctualize the polar bears.

Now we have too many polar bears, but once they eat all those northerners, they'll stop using fossil fuels to heat themselves.
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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:19 am

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Now we have too many polar bears, but once they eat all those northerners, they'll stop using fossil fuels to heat themselves.
A win for all. :cheer:
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Post by Tero » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:50 am

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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by Cunt » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:37 pm

My veggies, meats, grains and just about everything else is wrapped in plastic, but I get a dour look from the clerk if I request plastic bags. (which they now charge for)

Sure feels good when I remember my big re-usable bags (with plastic inserts) and save the planet.
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Post by Alan B » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:27 pm

I have some magazines delivered weekly/monthly. Earlier last year they were mostly enclosed in plastic bags. Now they are all biodegradable potato starch bags.
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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by Cunt » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:33 pm

Runners use 'gels', which is basically 100-ish calories of sugar, electrolytes, 'proprietary ingredients' and a bunch of plastic-wrapper.

I tried some, and hated it. Have to eat one about every 15-20 minutes, and then find a trashcan for the waste. It really is shit.

I created my own concoction, put it in a re-usable bottle, and now don't need to spend 3 bucks on a tube of sugar.

My secret recipe - maple syrup, salt and cut with some old, burnt coffee to thin it a bit. Calculate caloric value, put the correct amount for the days run into the bottle, and suck periodically.

Maybe I should have kept a tally on how much waste I've avoided creating. One long run can easily be 10 - 20 packets.
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Post by rainbow » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:27 pm

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Maybe I should have kept a tally on how much waste I've avoided creating. One long run can easily be 10 - 20 packets.
Substitute magnesium sulphate.
One packet will give you 10-20 long runs.
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Post by Cunt » Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:26 pm

Your advice around weed and endurance running makes me suspect you are an ultra runner.

Still not changing my ways though. That magnesiish stuff is probably 'alternative health' nonsense. I will pick it up when I order my Gwynyth scented candle.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:52 pm

You want a mix of salts, not just sodium chloride.
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Post by Cunt » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:36 pm

Yeah, I get some-potassium-or-other (''No-Salt') and mostly don't run long distances at this time.
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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by rainbow » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:49 am

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Yeah, I get some-potassium-or-other (''No-Salt') and mostly don't run long distances at this time.
It is the sulphate that gives you the runs. Magnesium, potassium, sodium - but not calcium.
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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by Svartalf » Mon Feb 17, 2020 9:50 am

remembre that potassium chloride in excess can be toxic, it's use in the US execution cocktail...
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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by Cunt » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:45 pm

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Re: Biodegradable "plastic" bags

Post by Svartalf » Mon Feb 17, 2020 4:57 pm

is that aimed at me?
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