How life got started. Solved.
- mistermack
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How life got started. Solved.
I've done it. I've solved the mystery that has been baffling biologists and geneticists for years.
How the first life got started on Earth. And it's so simple, you'll wonder why nobody had thought of it before.
Just like Darwin's theory of Evolution, once you hear it, it becomes perfectly obvious.
Here it is.
Coming up.
No more waiting.
The answer.
At some point in the future, someone will invent a time machine. It's bound to happen in the end.
Once it's been invented, someone is BOUND to try it out, and go back four billion years, to see what the Earth was like then.
It only needs one hair to fall, with bacteria living on it, and woooosh, away goes evolution.
I can't believe I never worked it out sooner.
Has anybody got Nobel's number?
How the first life got started on Earth. And it's so simple, you'll wonder why nobody had thought of it before.
Just like Darwin's theory of Evolution, once you hear it, it becomes perfectly obvious.
Here it is.
Coming up.
No more waiting.
The answer.
At some point in the future, someone will invent a time machine. It's bound to happen in the end.
Once it's been invented, someone is BOUND to try it out, and go back four billion years, to see what the Earth was like then.
It only needs one hair to fall, with bacteria living on it, and woooosh, away goes evolution.
I can't believe I never worked it out sooner.
Has anybody got Nobel's number?
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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Re: How life got started. Solved.
Oh yeah, the episode of Doctor Who with all those Mona Lisa paintings.
A rational skeptic should be able to discuss and debate anything, no matter how much they may personally disagree with that point of view. Discussing a subject is not agreeing with it, but understanding it.
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Re: How life got started. Solved.
I built a time machine but it only goes into the future. I just sit in it and wait a good while. When I get out, it's the future! Well, not awfully far into the future. But still.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Typical. Must you bring fantasy into a serious scientific debate?Tyrannical wrote:Oh yeah, the episode of Doctor Who with all those Mona Lisa paintings.
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Re: How life got started. Solved.
Time isn't fixed but your life inside it is. 

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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There's one problem. Time travel to the past violates laws of physics.
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The textbooks are wrong.subversive science wrote:There's one problem. Time travel to the past violates laws of physics.
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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The laws of physics as we know them. But, if we are all just part of a gigantic video game, played by aliens in another Universe, then they might stop the game, and take a character back in time. Just for a laugh.subversive science wrote:There's one problem. Time travel to the past violates laws of physics.
Obviously, if they don't save the current state of the game, we will all disappear.
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Life began about 3 to 4 billion years ago. I am going to take my own time machine and go back 4.2 billion years and drop a hair. That will show you all up!
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But Physics is just lying there, legs wide open, just begging to be violated!subversive science wrote:There's one problem. Time travel to the past violates laws of physics.
Probe the Black Hole!
(I think I need a cup of tea and a nice lie down...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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You mentioned time machine,not memistermack wrote:Typical. Must you bring fantasy into a serious scientific debate?Tyrannical wrote:Oh yeah, the episode of Doctor Who with all those Mona Lisa paintings.

A rational skeptic should be able to discuss and debate anything, no matter how much they may personally disagree with that point of view. Discussing a subject is not agreeing with it, but understanding it.
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Time machines are perfectly plausible... if you wish to go forward in time.Tyrannical wrote:You mentioned time machine,not memistermack wrote:Typical. Must you bring fantasy into a serious scientific debate?Tyrannical wrote:Oh yeah, the episode of Doctor Who with all those Mona Lisa paintings.
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