Left, Right! Left, Right! Pick up the pace now!!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I don't mind if people walk slowly; that's fine. What annoys me is people who walk slowly and meander around the middle of the path. Fucking stick to one side and let me get passed! And if there's a group of people, or even just a couple walking side by side, they manage to spread out and completely occupy even the widest of pavements, totally unaware of anyone else around them. Either they need mirrors, or I need a horn.

Riding a bicycle on a sidewalk will show you how random people on foot can be. Sudden stops, changes in direction, including complete reversal of direction, and grouping so as to take up the entire sidewalk are just a few of their tricks.

There you go Psycho...you could get a whistle and you can let them know when you're coming up right behind them...you can have fun with that too, making people jump out of the way.

Playing cards in the spokes works.

Anybody ever try to work a three-wheeler through a crowd.

[maiforpeace]

What's he supposed to put the playing card in, his hair?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What's he supposed to put the playing card in, his hair?

Up his ass works.

[Bella Fortuna]

As one who regards tardiness of perambulation a capital offence, it provokes a sneer of schadenfreude to see this - walking slowly is a predictor of dementia.
So come on, slow-coaches, pick up the pace and avoid dementia AND my boot in your backside!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17028712

Worse than that, a shambling gait is usually indicative of zombieness!

[Pensioner]

Typical post from the posh git, I used to march and that cunt used to sit on his fat arse on an old nag shouting orders.

[JimC]

Typical post from the posh git, I used to march and that cunt used to sit on his fat arse on an old nag shouting orders.

...which you usually ignored (quite sensibly, since if obeyed would have the regiment march into a lake), instead waiting for the real boss of the show (the RSM) to translate into orders that made sense...