German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:34 pm

Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:Virgins must be sacrificed to the volcano gods immediately!
I, the avatar of the Volcano God, will take care of this.
That would allow for re-usable virgins.



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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Feck » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:51 pm

The article in the Daily Mail is about as substance free as you can produce – it starts off with the usual doom claptrap: “a sleeping super-volcano in Germany is showing worrying signs of waking up.” Now, you have to look carefully for what their supposed signs are – all two of them.

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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:56 pm

JimC wrote:Virgins must be sacrificed to the volcano gods immediately!
Here's one!
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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:53 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:Virgins must be sacrificed to the volcano gods immediately!
I, the avatar of the Volcano God, will take care of this.
That would allow for re-usable virgins.



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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:00 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:Virgins must be sacrificed to the volcano gods immediately!
I, the avatar of the Volcano God, will take care of this.
That would allow for re-usable virgins.



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Same thing if you "lack depth". :coffee:
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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:19 pm

So whut? :biggrin:
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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:08 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
JimC wrote:Virgins must be sacrificed to the volcano gods immediately!
I, the avatar of the Volcano God, will take care of this.
That would allow for re-usable virgins.



:hehe:
Allahu Akbar, I can do a virgin, and lo, if she is faithful, she still will be a virgin next night when I want to do her again! Praised be He Whose prophet is mahammut.
Allahu Akbar?

No, wrong group. The Germans like the Muslims. Together they will appease the gods by throwing only Jewish virgins into the furnace...
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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:29 pm

It's my job to ensure there won't be any virgins to burn.
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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by tattuchu » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:50 pm

Ian wrote: Image
Holy shit that picture looks dirty :hehe:
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They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: German Supervolcano Ready To Blow?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:18 am

:funny: I hadn't seen it till you mentioned it Tatt, your mind is diertier than my own, which I thought to be hard to achieve.
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