The Paranoid's Survival Guide

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:02 am

Rule #122: If chased by a man-eating crocodile, run in a zig-zag fashion. Man eating crocodiles can't run in zig-zag fashion very well.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:16 am

Rule #0815: Don't believe therapists when they tell you that you suffer from paranoia. It's what they want you to think. :timewarp:
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:06 am

If they aren't putting Fluoride into our water to make us stupid, then how come so many people have fallen for the conspiracy theory.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by laklak » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:03 am

5G cell signals will sterilize you.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:40 am

Rule #17.b: When God talks to you it's really the Devil, but when the Devil talks to you it's really your mother.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:39 am

laklak wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:03 am
5G cell signals will sterilize you.
Yes, but they are also mind control rays.
With 4 G you could use a tinfoil hat. Now you need at least lead or depleted uranium hats.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by NineBerry » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:40 am

After 5G, there will be 666G, and there will be not escape from that.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:46 pm

Rule 6: overestimate everyone.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:21 pm

The unlikely rule: don't punish doubt.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:44 pm

Rule 42; No it isn't, yes it is.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:55 pm

Rule Dodo007: Any perceived threat can be overcome by drinking and yelling a lot.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:53 pm

We haven't been visited by the Dodo for quite a while. I wonder if his mum limited his internet time.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:03 am

Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:23 am

JimC wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:03 am
Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Hah!

Really just a plot by Big Quinine Monopoly
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:55 am

rainbow wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:23 am
JimC wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:03 am
Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Hah!

Really just a plot by Big Quinine Monopoly
Or the Juniper Berry Growers' Cartel.

No matter which, cardigan-wearing centrists don't care.

Right, Jimbo?

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I just knew you'd agree. :mrgreen:
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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