The Paranoid's Survival Guide
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pErvinalia
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #122: If chased by a man-eating crocodile, run in a zig-zag fashion. Man eating crocodiles can't run in zig-zag fashion very well.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.
Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #0815: Don't believe therapists when they tell you that you suffer from paranoia. It's what they want you to think. 
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rainbow
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
If they aren't putting Fluoride into our water to make us stupid, then how come so many people have fallen for the conspiracy theory.
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5G cell signals will sterilize you.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Brian Peacock
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #17.b: When God talks to you it's really the Devil, but when the Devil talks to you it's really your mother.
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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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rainbow
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Yes, but they are also mind control rays.
With 4 G you could use a tinfoil hat. Now you need at least lead or depleted uranium hats.
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After 5G, there will be 666G, and there will be not escape from that.
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Sean Hayden
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Rule 6: overestimate everyone.
The primary product of pine is pineapple.
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Sean Hayden
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The unlikely rule: don't punish doubt.
The primary product of pine is pineapple.
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Brian Peacock
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Rule 42; No it isn't, yes it is.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Details on how to do that can be found here.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule Dodo007: Any perceived threat can be overcome by drinking and yelling a lot.
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pErvinalia
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We haven't been visited by the Dodo for quite a while. I wonder if his mum limited his internet time.
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.
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JimC
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Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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rainbow
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Hah!
Really just a plot by Big Quinine Monopoly
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Or the Juniper Berry Growers' Cartel.
No matter which, cardigan-wearing centrists don't care.
Right, Jimbo?
I just knew you'd agree.
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