The Paranoid's Survival Guide

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:02 am

Rule #122: If chased by a man-eating crocodile, run in a zig-zag fashion. Man eating crocodiles can't run in zig-zag fashion very well.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:16 am

Rule #0815: Don't believe therapists when they tell you that you suffer from paranoia. It's what they want you to think. :timewarp:
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:06 am

If they aren't putting Fluoride into our water to make us stupid, then how come so many people have fallen for the conspiracy theory.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by laklak » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:03 am

5G cell signals will sterilize you.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:40 am

Rule #17.b: When God talks to you it's really the Devil, but when the Devil talks to you it's really your mother.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:39 am

laklak wrote:
Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:03 am
5G cell signals will sterilize you.
Yes, but they are also mind control rays.
With 4 G you could use a tinfoil hat. Now you need at least lead or depleted uranium hats.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by NineBerry » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:40 am

After 5G, there will be 666G, and there will be not escape from that.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:46 pm

Rule 6: overestimate everyone.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:21 pm

The unlikely rule: don't punish doubt.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:44 pm

Rule 42; No it isn't, yes it is.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:55 pm

Rule Dodo007: Any perceived threat can be overcome by drinking and yelling a lot.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:53 pm

We haven't been visited by the Dodo for quite a while. I wonder if his mum limited his internet time.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:03 am

Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:23 am

JimC wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:03 am
Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Hah!

Really just a plot by Big Quinine Monopoly
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:55 am

rainbow wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:23 am
JimC wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:03 am
Rule JimC: Gin makes everything better.
Hah!

Really just a plot by Big Quinine Monopoly
Or the Juniper Berry Growers' Cartel.

No matter which, cardigan-wearing centrists don't care.

Right, Jimbo?

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I just knew you'd agree. :mrgreen:
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