The Paranoid's Survival Guide
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Sean Hayden
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The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #22: A coincidence is not a question.
"With less regulation on the margins we expect the financial sector to do well under the incoming administration” —money manager
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
A knock on the door isn’t necessarily the police. (But it could be..) 
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
"Coincidence" does not exist in a paranoiac's dictionary. What anyone else regards as coincidence is subsumed under the rubric labelled "conspiracy".
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you." - Joseph Heller
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"Wisdom requires a flexible mind." - Dan Carlin
"If you vote for idiots, idiots will run the country." - Dr. Kori Schake
"Wisdom requires a flexible mind." - Dan Carlin
"If you vote for idiots, idiots will run the country." - Dr. Kori Schake
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #56: Never eat or drink anything you haven't personally prepared.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #17: Never, I repeat, never, go outside to investigate strange noises at night.
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule # 5: Every intelligence agency on Earth (and some off it) read, in great detail, every post on Ratz... 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Don't trust yourself. If they are after you, you are going to be the first person that is bought into it.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
In Africa, this could be a tasty meal that has wandered into the yard.pErvinalia wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:31 amRule #17: Never, I repeat, never, go outside to investigate strange noises at night.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #159: Now wash your hands.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Details on how to do that can be found here.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Sean Hayden
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
The lost rule: If your hand is forced, proceed as though you hadn't noticed.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Always pretend that you haven't noticed that they are observing you...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Brian Peacock
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #89: There's no such thing as free cheese.
Rationalia relies on voluntary donations. There is no obligation of course, but if you value this place and want to see it continue please consider making a small donation towards the forum's running costs.
Details on how to do that can be found here.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Details on how to do that can be found here.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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pErvinalia
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #38: Shoot first, ask questions later
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Take a left and then a quick right (the opposite if you are in the UK).
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