The Paranoid's Survival Guide

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The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Aug 25, 2019 1:52 pm

Rule #22: A coincidence is not a question.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Rum » Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:36 pm

A knock on the door isn’t necessarily the police. (But it could be..) :?

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:36 pm

"Coincidence" does not exist in a paranoiac's dictionary. What anyone else regards as coincidence is subsumed under the rubric labelled "conspiracy".
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Post by Joe » Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:39 pm

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you." - Joseph Heller
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"as far as strong, i am hard as a rock and tough as a nail. no one will bring me down. no one. i am the debonator. the tnt. and jesus has my back door pal!" - D. C. Bockemehl
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:36 am

Rule #56: Never eat or drink anything you haven't personally prepared.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:31 am

Rule #17: Never, I repeat, never, go outside to investigate strange noises at night.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 26, 2019 5:27 am

Rule # 5: Every intelligence agency on Earth (and some off it) read, in great detail, every post on Ratz... :tea:
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by NineBerry » Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:39 am

Don't trust yourself. If they are after you, you are going to be the first person that is bought into it.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:08 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:31 am
Rule #17: Never, I repeat, never, go outside to investigate strange noises at night.
In Africa, this could be a tasty meal that has wandered into the yard.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:04 pm

Rule #159: Now wash your hands.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:15 pm

The lost rule: If your hand is forced, proceed as though you hadn't noticed.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:16 pm

Always pretend that you haven't noticed that they are observing you...
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Aug 29, 2019 1:01 am

Rule #89: There's no such thing as free cheese.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 29, 2019 1:30 am

Rule #38: Shoot first, ask questions later
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by BarnettNewman » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:18 am

Take a left and then a quick right (the opposite if you are in the UK).

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