The Paranoid's Survival Guide
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The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #22: A coincidence is not a question.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
A knock on the door isn’t necessarily the police. (But it could be..) 
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
"Coincidence" does not exist in a paranoiac's dictionary. What anyone else regards as coincidence is subsumed under the rubric labelled "conspiracy".
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton
Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you." - Joseph Heller
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"as far as strong, i am hard as a rock and tough as a nail. no one will bring me down. no one. i am the debonator. the tnt. and jesus has my back door pal!" - D. C. Bockemehl
"If you vote for idiots, idiots will run the country." - Dr. Kori Schake
"as far as strong, i am hard as a rock and tough as a nail. no one will bring me down. no one. i am the debonator. the tnt. and jesus has my back door pal!" - D. C. Bockemehl
"If you vote for idiots, idiots will run the country." - Dr. Kori Schake
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #56: Never eat or drink anything you haven't personally prepared.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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pErvinalia
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Rule #17: Never, I repeat, never, go outside to investigate strange noises at night.
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Rule # 5: Every intelligence agency on Earth (and some off it) read, in great detail, every post on Ratz... 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Don't trust yourself. If they are after you, you are going to be the first person that is bought into it.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
In Africa, this could be a tasty meal that has wandered into the yard.pErvinalia wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:31 amRule #17: Never, I repeat, never, go outside to investigate strange noises at night.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Rule #159: Now wash your hands.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Details on how to do that can be found here.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Sean Hayden
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The lost rule: If your hand is forced, proceed as though you hadn't noticed.
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JimC
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Always pretend that you haven't noticed that they are observing you...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Rule #89: There's no such thing as free cheese.
Rationalia relies on voluntary donations. There is no obligation of course, but if you value this place and want to see it continue please consider making a small donation towards the forum's running costs.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Details on how to do that can be found here.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Frank Zappa
"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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pErvinalia
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #38: Shoot first, ask questions later
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"My penis is VERY small" - Cunt.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Take a left and then a quick right (the opposite if you are in the UK).
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