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Post by Tero » Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:47 pm

Area Boy Keeps Getting Toasted Bread With Forbidden Pictures
Jerusalem -- The Bashir family have been happy for years in Jerusalem and never wanted any trouble with Jews and Christians. The trouble is Abbas, 14. Mother Aara is just about to ban Abbas from the kitchen.

"Every week it is something. He toasts or fries the bread and it is either Jesus, Moses or Muhammad that comes out of the bread. This must stop."

The first time Muhammad appeared she took the bread and tore it to pieces, throwing it to the chickens in the back yard. But he has made several more appearances. She simply cut the bread, folded in two and made Abbas eat it. "Otherwise he will go out and peddle it in the street."

As we spoke to her, he was trying to sneak off with some toasted bread. "Show me the bread, what is it this time?" The boy claimed it was Bin Laden. He went into the slop bucket.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:53 pm

You forgot the link..

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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:27 pm

pErvin wrote:You forgot the link..

:hehe:
Probably lifted from "The Onion". That site specialises in lame parody.

To do humour properly takes skill. Like this:


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Post by Tero » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:29 pm

I was first! The Onion has been lifting my parody for 30 years. Yes, there was a paper Onion when I was in college.

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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:40 pm

Fine, fine, fine. I stand corrected. My post stated the exact opposite of what is happening. It should have said that you are the source of lame parody and The Onion lifts it from you.

Happy now? ;)

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:01 am

Hermit wrote:
pErvin wrote:You forgot the link..

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Probably lifted from "The Onion". That site specialises in lame parody.
Don't be nasty. It's Christmas. Time of joy and all that. Probably even for lonely losers.. :coffee:
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Post by Hermit » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:14 am

pErvin wrote:
Hermit wrote:
pErvin wrote:You forgot the link..

:hehe:
Probably lifted from "The Onion". That site specialises in lame parody.
Don't be nasty. It's Christmas. Time of joy and all that. Probably even for lonely losers.. :coffee:
Boing. There goes another one. :irony:

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:42 am

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Post by Tero » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:15 pm

Monday, January 16, 2017

Trump squeezing inaugural speech into 5 tweets

Working furiously, Donald Trump is writing five themes for his speech. Each theme is going to be captured in one tweet.


He will then give the tweets to send out during the speech. The speech writer Mark Johnson has been given the tweets to "flesh them out to a full ten minute speech." Trump will then look over the text. It will be placed on a teleprompter. The teleprompter operator is to follow Trump closely, as he is allowed to improvise and fill in with terrific words and other Trump phrases and claims that his fans are used to hearing.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:22 pm

It will be the best speech ever.... a beautify speech... and the Mexicans are going to pay for it!
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There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

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Post by Tero » Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:02 am

Donald Trump Anxious for Girl Scouts To Visit Him
Washington DC -- Donald Trump has been waiting for this for a long time. A week after the inauguration, Trump will personally conduct a tour of his White House for a New Jersey girl scout troop. he will also make time to conduct tours weekly.


The girls will be accompanied by one adult leader.
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Tero wrote:Donald Trump Anxious for Girl Scouts To Visit Him
Washington DC -- Donald Trump has been waiting for this for a long time. A week after the inauguration, Trump will personally conduct a tour of his White House for a New Jersey girl scout troop. he will also make time to conduct tours weekly.


The girls will be accompanied by one adult leader.
...who will quietly lead aside by the Secret Service detail for as long as it takes...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by Tero » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:34 pm

Trump team working on Executive Order on Bats. Or Birds.

The Trump team working on drafting executive orders to be signed by Trump on Monday got busy with an easier task, something to draw the press away from immigrants.

“Maybe something with birds or bats,” the President suggested. He was not sure what federal department to attack with this.

That would be the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. The number one issue with bats is white nose disease.

“Yes? Is it caused by foreign bats?”

In a way, sir, but it’s already here so there is no stopping bats coming in to airports. And they do not arrive by plane. There is no market for bat smuggling.

“So what? Tell me some details.”

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The disease is caused by the fungus Pseudogymnoascus destructans, which colonizes the bat's skin. No obvious treatment or means of preventing transmission is known, and some species have declined >90% within five years of the disease reaching a site. The species has been found in healthy bats in Europe, although as of 2010 it was not clear whether it was introduced into North America from Europe or Asia.

“That’s good. Europe and Asia. Work on that, team. What about birds? Can we write up something about Mexican birds? That we can shoot them down freely.”

No sir, the migratory bird treaty bans that.

“Get working with Congress to repeal that. We want birds and bats all in the same order.”

“Yes, sir.”
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Post by Tero » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:51 am

Rock pigeon declared endangered species by Executive Order
Thinking back to the calming purring calls of pigeons in his youth, when he would take walks in Central Park with his nanny, Donald Trump declared rock doves an endangered species.

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They are not in danger from anyone, and they nest in cities world wide.

"Come on, the passenger pigeon went extinct. A pigeon is a pigeon. It could go anytime"

Those were shot to extinction by hunters.

"That's your alternative fact."
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Post by Tero » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:26 pm

Trump Not Hiring Fake McCarntey
Donald Trump is already planning some fancy balls past his 100 days. "Melania and my son will be joining me soon enough at the White House. We all get to pick a concert for my first four years. I'm going to get a Nobel Prize winner, Dylan. he and I will both have Nobel prizes by two years from now, but he is getting old, so maybe this Fourth of July?"


"But Paul McCartney will never play in the White House. Because that was the fake Paul playing for Obama."
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"I have the latest research from Francesco Gavazeni in Wired magazine of 2009 that proves it. He did facial reconstruction of photos from many years, Paul died in November of 1966. The Beatles carried on for a while but broke up because the fake Paul could not get along with John. And I never liked Yoko, either."
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